Italian Pasta Diet

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Italian Pasta Diet
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Wed, 08-12-2009 - 4:31pm

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!


And...
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

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Registered: 03-09-2001
Wed, 08-12-2009 - 9:21pm
Good one! Thanks for the laugh! :D


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