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| Sun, 06-27-2004 - 11:06am |
Milton, you're a lawyer, a strong, smart women who has just come through some hard times. I bet your beautiful (you're already back in the game) and its his loss. Say AMF for me. Peacefuldreamer, he thinks you slept with his best friend 2 years ago and you never really did yet he doesn't believe you. Say AMF for me because your ex should be worrying about all the men in your 'future' who are going to want you since he can't step up to the plate.
To my ex - Keith, I hope you warm your long cold lonely nights with your online whore girlfriends. :) I hope the cyber sex keeps you satisfied. :) I hope you buy lots of windex to clean of your PC monitor because lickin' the screen is as close as you'll get to a real woman. I hope your parents arrange you a nice, sweet marriage with a 19 yr old virgin and that she isn't computer literate so she never has to find out about your online whoring. :) AMF!!!!!!!!
Ladis, the next time you wake up and feel that pang in your heart because your ex left you, say "AMF". The next time you spend a Sunday alone and long for the company of your ex, say "AMF". The next time you see him in public, nod, smile and say to yourself "AMF".
It's their loss, anyway. We come here and we are all so sad and down. But I tell you what - it's 78F out there today in NJ. Its sunny, breazy, and there are lots of people in the world just waiting to meet us. Men who want to love us, tell us how fabulous we are, friends who can't wait to see us and spend time with us.
We have every day for the rest of our lives to look forward to because we get to spend them with ourselves and mold our lives the way we want them to me. If our exes don't want to come a long for the ride, they can get the heck out of the way and let us keeping going.
AMF boys. AMF....

I don't apply it to my most recent ex-bf... turns out he's a good guy who was upright and honest in our relationship. Just wasn't IT, for us.
Now... my ex-husband.. 'nother story! I wish I'd read this post two years ago, when I left. No, 12 years before, when I married him! AMF!! Oh, he needed to hear that loud and strong from me.
Most of the other guys I dated, too. Well, not Matt. he was sweet... just dumb. He actually believed I had Warp Drive on my 1969 Toyota Corona station wagon....
Love, Barb
I know it's cruel, but he was a selfish jerk who couldn't be bothered with my cervical cancer and pressured me for sex starting 3 days after my surgery, so I feel self-righteous about it. I also think that, if I hear from him, it's going to be because he's really striking out with the ladies, and I'm forewarned. Even though it's a bit witchy to be this way, it's kind of reassuring to know that he's got a bit of karmic backlash from being a complete creep to me, maybe the blow to his pride of being left has had some side effects that will keep him from playing his selfish games with another woman for a while.