what i will NOT miss about him

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Registered: 09-02-2006
what i will NOT miss about him
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Thu, 12-20-2007 - 3:55pm

he passes gas and thinks it's funny...


he tells me how to cook..and which utinsils (sp?)

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Registered: 10-12-2004
Thu, 12-20-2007 - 6:38pm

good ones!

I posted mine but I forgot a good one:

How hunting season turns into ice fishing season which turns into regular fishing season which turns into softball season which turns into hunting season again....damn guy is always too busy...what about Kate season or just even Kate day???

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Registered: 12-17-2007
Thu, 12-20-2007 - 8:38pm

Too funny.....Here is my list.


Gas thing...yea, he thought it was so funny.

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Registered: 11-19-2007
Thu, 12-20-2007 - 9:34pm

When we were both still in college I was working overnights (for summer)

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Registered: 07-14-2007
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 12:51am

lmao

I just have to say that I hope I wished they made more guys like you. I remember being ecstatic (and I'm not exaggerating) the one time my ex sent me an e-card.


- There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past - there's a reason they didn't make it into your future.
- There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your
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Registered: 12-14-2007
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 7:55am

seriously, a 45 min back massage?!

not romantic?!

geez louise! she didn't know what she had!

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what i won't miss about him?

i won't miss him telling me how to do EVERYTHING....

i haven't missed sloppy kisses or boring stories that last for 10 minutes more than they should.

i won't miss being talked down to.

i won't miss going grocery shopping and not being allowed to get anything GOOD.








life isn't always by the book....


http://life-by-the-book.blogspot.com



life isn't always by the book....
http://life-by-the-book.blogspot.com
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Registered: 12-14-2007
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 8:01am

most of all, i do not miss sharing a bed with him.

he always said i made him too hot, like i was a bag of hot rocks.

the only time he ever snuggled with me was when he was cold.

i will not miss feeling bad b/c i am so *literally* hot in bed! ha!








life isn't always by the book....


http://life-by-the-book.blogspot.com



life isn't always by the book....
http://life-by-the-book.blogspot.com
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-04-2005
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 8:14am

This is a good post !!!


What I wont miss about my ex


I wont miss him not being home because he was never home anyway.


I wont miss his drinking beer everyday because without it he was depressed.


I wont miss his grumpy attitude.

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-02-2006
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 3:12pm

yea...that whole talking down to me thing too...i never really liked that much...go figure....


iVillage Member
Registered: 09-02-2006
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 3:14pm
damn....sounds liek you dodged a bullet!
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Registered: 11-23-2007
Fri, 12-21-2007 - 7:33pm

LOL!!! I think we were dating the same guy!!
Ok...

- Pushing me away in bed 'cos I'm smoking hot.
- Criticizing my clothes, weight or weird habits.
- Asking me to calm down (and I was calmed) when what I really needed was an apology.
- Pushing him around to go to class, then to do the homework, then to write the thesis, then to apply to grad school, and all over again.
-Smelling cigarette smoke at 3 am just 'cos he couldn't sleep.
- Waiting for him to wake up, come back, feel good, finish something and blablabla to actually have a conversation.
- Feel like I'm being unreasonable for asking for some commitment after almost seven years of relationship...

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