I am a loser magnet

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Registered: 04-04-2003
I am a loser magnet
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Mon, 01-24-2005 - 5:07pm

The latest to pick me. Oh, yeah.

I am a cool guy but not the avreage joe I do work when I can. I do landschaping, and I work with metal bands and music that is my first love so far. I love to eat but I cant cook that good I like fully figer and big boned women like lucy lewliss and jen tilly and anne nickole smith thoes are the women I like there is a few other but I cant spell. I like to have fun I can make people laugh aloti make friends every were I go I talk to streangers. So I like a smart goood looking women that like some of the thinkg that I like. And the misuc is a + I dont like rap, r/b and club, and that all. I like some jazz, rock metal, hard rock, classickle rock and a few more. I am tall I have 3 tats and 16 piersings but that ane not all in I want a women who like me for me thats all and I dont drive.

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Registered: 05-15-2004
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 5:28pm

<< classickle rock >>

Out of all the horrific misspellings, for some reason this one was the most amusing to me. Well, that and "lucy lewliss".

I was about to make a comment about using spell-check, but if you put that "paragraph" through spell-check it may just totally reject it... lol.

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Registered: 11-18-2003
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 5:29pm
Are 15 yr olds allowed to post online dating profiles?

 

 

 

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Registered: 05-31-2003
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 5:47pm

OK Ponymom,

You have now won hands down.....this one beat the guy in drag :-) I may have to do an encore to beat you. Although, I'd rather not!

Ann

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Registered: 08-22-2003
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 7:39pm

Sorry PM, hang in there.

When Ig et emails like this from guys - or profiles that read like this one, well I have to wonder what the HECK my profile says to these guys that Id be interested in them. Then I remember this guy prolly didnt' read my profile and just mass emailed.

dating is such a dreadful pit of dispair but then it can the best thing that happens to you.

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Registered: 04-18-2003
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 7:53pm

Oh LORD!

There is a difference between struggling with the language and guys like this. Holy CRAP!

Although, I think I feel bad for him (a little). Obviously, he's not the same level of...of....something...intelligence, mental faculties? Works when he can, can't drive, can't spell, can't punctuate....all I can think is he is some lost soul, who has been homeless since his teens, done way too many drugs, no educations, and only posted this when he hid out and slept in the stacks of the computer lab at his big city library.

Of course, I have SG to thank for this!!!! Her posts yesterday about trying to be nicer and understanding of stuff like this makes me (temporarily) unable to rip the poor guy apart.

Ok, I am over that now. Michelle...think how nice it is that these gentle souls find you as their safe haven. WAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! <:~0

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Registered: 07-31-2004
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 8:16pm

16 piercings? Goodness. Did he fall in a tackle box?

Yikes!

Lisa

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 8:17pm
Sad to say - the piercings don't bother me. LOL
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Registered: 07-31-2004
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 8:18pm

Yeah, I know. Not sad. I am just imagining where they all are......lol.

Did ya get my message?

Lisa

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 8:22pm
Did you leave me a voice mail? Phone's in the other room...can't hear it in the family room and get lousy reception in this room....
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Registered: 07-31-2004
Mon, 01-24-2005 - 8:25pm

Yep, I did. Call whenever you get a chance and want to. Can't wait to hear how you're doing.....

Lisa