Howling at this CL post

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Howling at this CL post
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Fri, 01-28-2005 - 5:16pm

OH MY GOD I'M laughing so hard at this one I can hardly breathe...

Is there such a thing as a model beautiful Christian woman? I am a handsome and personable guy who can basically date anyone he wants to...but I won't do it. I have nothing in common with a woman who is not a Christian. Non-Christian women have caused me alot of heartache. I don't mean to be shallow...but the singles group at my church has no one I would ever consider for any type of dating relationship. Maybe friends...but that does not cut it. I want a women who is beautiful, intelligent, educated, fit, care about the way you look, sep/div/wid/kids/OK...
Again...do you exist or do I have to spend the rest of my life going to coffee houses, hayrides, and sitting with misfits and leftovers (God forgive me for saying that...I know there are no misfits in God's eyes...so save me the lecture. You know what I am talking about. I just think the good lookin pickins are slim in the Christian world.) Right now I am living in "BrokenHeartsville" with an ex and kids... and want to move out. Do you get it? Are you out there? Please let me know before I get sucked over to the other side where there is no shortage of beauty. I know it is a darker side, and I have suffered greatly because of it before... but come on now....If you are a committed Christian woman who turns heads, has a great bod, can be social, fun, and not be a prude...send a pic and your "story". I know you are out there...we just have not met yet. Take a chance...now!

Handsome guy. Educated. Normal. Christian. Excellent career.... seeking Christian woman with model looks for LTR/serious connection...if that is possible. You should be 33-40 years old, at least 5'6", shapely, proportionate...

If I sound frustrated...it's because I am...help me before I become a monk!

Send a pic please. I will treat if very confidentially. I will send you my pic asap.
Thanks!

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Fri, 01-28-2005 - 5:29pm

Yikes!!!

What a loser...yeah he has a great career and lives with an ex...oh boy...

There are too many freaks on Craigslist.

I think this one WILL become a monk...

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Registered: 10-17-2002
Fri, 01-28-2005 - 5:41pm

Well, no wonder he isn't meeting anyone. Models don't go on hayrides. It is bad for their complexions.

What a maroon!

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Registered: 05-31-2003
Fri, 01-28-2005 - 5:42pm

Dang! I'm Jewish....I don't think I qualify. What a pity. LOL!

Ann

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Registered: 10-26-2004
Fri, 01-28-2005 - 7:57pm

Girls!

We ALL qualify, HE is the one who does Not! lol.

What will they think of next? I swear, these profiles are like the newest ad from Mastercard..."priceless"!

And, gee, here I thought these bangs HID that lobotomy scar on my forehead!?

Truly,
Cupcake

New quote:
(combo of an old one,with Supersize on the fries)
"What Doesn't Kill You, Makes You....LAUGH!"

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Registered: 07-31-2004
Fri, 01-28-2005 - 8:14pm

A Christian on CraigsList? LMAO

Lisa

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Registered: 12-10-2004
Sat, 01-29-2005 - 2:27am

Man, the irony of a guy who uses the word "christian" that many times in a post, but who is apparently stuck on the attractiveness of his potential partners...

I mean, whether you follow the religion or not, the fact is that Jesus, as a man, was a heck of a guy. HE certainly didn't let physical things hang him up- he hung out with whores and lepers and the worst scum of all- tax collectors!

This guy typifies a type of hypocrisy that amuses/distresses me to no end. You find it in nearly any/all religions, of course. I especially like that he considers himself a very christian guy, but he's willing to date a separated woman.

I'm a heathen, but I won't date a separated woman. Nice standards this dude has.

Well, hopefully there's some room at the monastery for him. LOL