Game...my dating life is so slow....
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Game...my dating life is so slow....
| Sun, 01-30-2005 - 1:32am |
The stuck at home on a Saturday nightn thread got me going...me and my wharped sense of humor.
And I KNOW everyone here can be just as warped (not naming any names, but come on LG, Eric, John and Yukon, Lisa, NGOL, CGUN, Vexer....and the rest....)
My dating life is so slow...watching my lizard Angus shed his skin was the highlight of my evening.
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My dating life is so slow...
...it got ran over by the granny driving her 1962 Buick (with the seatbelt hanging out and the turn signal blinking the whole time.)
my dating life is so slow....that I was checking out guys in the check out line at Walmart...
my dating life is so slow....that I'm starting to enjoy sleeping with my cat...
my dating life is so slow....that I almost thought about doing my taxes...
My dating life is sooooooooooo slow...
HOW SLOW IS IT? (Nod to Johnny Carson)
It's so slow that when I go out with my gay girlfriends and they tease me that people may assume I am gay, too, I respond with "Well, I'm thinkin' about it!!!!!!"
It's so slow that BOB has started to tel me "Not tonight hon, I have a headache."
It's so slow that I...that I....I...ummmmmm...OKAYOKAY!!!! I PAID FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS AT MATCH!!!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ROTFLMAO...what a goob, they sucked me back in again.
My dating life is so slow...
that I happily organized 300+ cds into alphabetical order.
that I'm taking a Friday night class this semester because all it conflicts with is doing laundry and watching tv.
Sorry I'm late! Out last night. Not on a date....lol.
My dating life is so slow no one ever asks if I'm seeing anyone anymore.
How sad!
Lisa
Not if he doesn't call. BTW, Robin is definitely joining us on the 12th. Fun, huh!
WHOOOOHOOOOO
Should we open this up to the board, since no one came for New Years?
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