Game...my dating life is so slow....

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Game...my dating life is so slow....
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Sun, 01-30-2005 - 1:32am

The stuck at home on a Saturday nightn thread got me going...me and my wharped sense of humor.

And I KNOW everyone here can be just as warped (not naming any names, but come on LG, Eric, John and Yukon, Lisa, NGOL, CGUN, Vexer....and the rest....)

My dating life is so slow...watching my lizard Angus shed his skin was the highlight of my evening.

Next?

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Registered: 12-10-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 1:39am

My dating life is so slow...

...it got ran over by the granny driving her 1962 Buick (with the seatbelt hanging out and the turn signal blinking the whole time.)

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Registered: 05-16-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 6:05am
Date?
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 8:25am

my dating life is so slow....that I was checking out guys in the check out line at Walmart...

my dating life is so slow....that I'm starting to enjoy sleeping with my cat...

my dating life is so slow....that I almost thought about doing my taxes...

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Registered: 04-18-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 10:11am

My dating life is sooooooooooo slow...

HOW SLOW IS IT? (Nod to Johnny Carson)

It's so slow that when I go out with my gay girlfriends and they tease me that people may assume I am gay, too, I respond with "Well, I'm thinkin' about it!!!!!!"

It's so slow that BOB has started to tel me "Not tonight hon, I have a headache."

It's so slow that I...that I....I...ummmmmm...OKAYOKAY!!!! I PAID FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS AT MATCH!!!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

ROTFLMAO...what a goob, they sucked me back in again.

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 10:15am
You're on. But I demand that you take me to an all you can eat buffet, pay for everything, listen to me complain about all my ex's, and then sleep over. And just sleep, buster! LMAO
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Registered: 08-27-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 10:18am

My dating life is so slow...

that I happily organized 300+ cds into alphabetical order.

that I'm taking a Friday night class this semester because all it conflicts with is doing laundry and watching tv.

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Registered: 07-31-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 11:34am

Sorry I'm late! Out last night. Not on a date....lol.

My dating life is so slow no one ever asks if I'm seeing anyone anymore.

How sad!

Lisa

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 11:35am
Hey - no pity party for you. Mr. Marine is just days away!
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Registered: 07-31-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 11:38am

Not if he doesn't call. BTW, Robin is definitely joining us on the 12th. Fun, huh!

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 11:40am

WHOOOOHOOOOO

Should we open this up to the board, since no one came for New Years?

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