Best. Line. Ever.

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Registered: 03-20-2003
Best. Line. Ever.
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Wed, 02-02-2005 - 7:08pm

I got a good chuckle out of this one:

"I enjoy painting, eating at truck stops, and making collages out of gay porn and religious pamphlets."

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Registered: 10-26-2004
Wed, 02-02-2005 - 8:01pm

Dear PHXm,

I love it! One guy said, on his 'likes and dislikes' that he wanted to maim the person who put that little advertising flap on the Sunday funnies! I Had to write to him, that was so cute. Sadly, that was his BEST and Only line!

Hey, what doesn't kill you...Makes you Laugh!

Truly,
Cupcake

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Registered: 06-16-2003
Wed, 02-02-2005 - 9:39pm

LOLLLLL!!!

Best line I ever read was not a funny one. A guy said,
"Have some baggage, mostly carry it myself."

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Registered: 04-18-2003
Wed, 02-02-2005 - 10:50pm

I want to give you one....best line I ever saw
(not sure if it was their headline or in the profile):

Just got back from a 3 week drinking binge brought on by trying to fold a fitted sheet.

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-19-2004
Thu, 02-03-2005 - 9:20am
Phoenix & Xriver - Thanks for the morning chuckles. Those are two of the funniest lines I've seen.
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Registered: 11-18-2003
Thu, 02-03-2005 - 12:08pm
I agree. Those two lines are a riot. If nothing else, the authors of those lines definitely share my type of humour.