A Red Letter Day in my OLD Life

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Registered: 05-31-2003
A Red Letter Day in my OLD Life
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Thu, 02-10-2005 - 7:55pm

I got my first disgusting email:

Yes, my own property (2.7 acres) is already paid for. The view is fantastic! The neighbors are too far away to hear you in climax!
My girlfriend (leaving in May) sez that I need to keep my libido in tact for when she returns next winter.
I guess buy now you have figured out that I'm not Lancelot. Just this guy that really enjoys the scent of a woman.
If you are still trepidasious, perhaps I could give you her e-mail address or phone number to let you know that this is really all above board.
Sounds crazy doe'snt it?

Please write back, even if to tell me to go to H>

What a prize! All this from a person who has their profile "unavailable". Ya think I should write him back? YUK!!!!!

ABM

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Registered: 04-18-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:08pm

Yeeeeeeechhhhhhhhhh. Bleh.

I am going to go take a shower now. I feel kinda dirty and icky just from reading that.

Oh. My. God. Again, you win it hands down ABM. Ptooie!

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-24-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:23pm
That is really offensive. I'm sorry you got such an inexcusably awful email. It's not even amusingly disgusting - it's just plain disgusting.
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-31-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:43pm

Xriver,

I kinda felt the same way....where do they find me?

ABM

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-31-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:46pm

Yes, this was from Yahoo and I looked for a place where I could report it as offensive, but I didn't see anything.

That having failed, the "delete" key is a beautiful thing.

ABM

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:47pm

My response:

Sir,

Please direct yourself to the nearest window and raise it.
Then place what little talley you have under it and proceed
to slam the window very quickly....

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:48pm

Ewwww!!! Delete yes, but also BLOCK!

That's far worse than my "thanks but no thanks" email...sorry you had to deal with that!

Sheri

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Registered: 05-31-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 8:57pm

TT,

I have a better idea. He should lie down on the garage floor, place "it" strategically under the door and press the little button on the garage door opener. Viola!

ABM

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-31-2003
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 9:01pm

Sheri,

I would block him, but the coward has hidden his profile, so I don't know who he is. Now, don't you feel better about your "thanks, but no thanks" email? You could be getting ones like mine.....the guy in drag, the one who lives over the bar, and now this %$#hole. :-)

ABM

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Registered: 10-26-2004
Thu, 02-10-2005 - 10:34pm

Hi AnneBMom,

By the way, the word "trepidation" Can NOT be changed into just anything he Wants it to be? The man needs to spend some time with his dictionary! Can you say.... "moron"?

I lump in him in with all of the married men who write me and say they just want to 'experience" a petite woman,because I am unlike their wife. Oh, that I could contact their wives and tell them to "Run, Forrest, Run"! ewwwwwww on them! And good men Suffer because of DAWGS like this--sad, eh?

Truly,
Cupcake

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Registered: 07-03-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 2:23am

Well, at least we know he read your profile.

To paraphrase lg: does mental retardation really work?

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