3 great ways to get rid of guys
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| Sun, 04-03-2005 - 11:48pm |
Well if nothing else I'm getting an A-1 education in the "hahahhaha - yeah, right - fat chance" emails. Let me share the best phrases so you can re-use them:
#1 : "....not the connection that I'm looking for..." -- you can work that into several variations and it saves you calling the guy an ugly,boring,smelly toad.
#2 : "....look forward to developing our friendship ..." -- any guy who dares continue on after this deserves everything he gets (which will be nothing but a bunch of dinner bills).
#3 : (This is one to throw out DURING the date) "...being with you is really normal - just like being out with my girlfriends ... " -- TIP: No guy with an IQ over 60 wants to be your male girlfriend - this is a great line to get them to stop calling. Worked on me.
BONUS: If you're not good with words - the "I've just seen Frankenstein" look (especially effective when given often during the meet) works just as well.

Are these for after the first meet or sometime within the emailing process or for guys who you are insulted because they had the gall to think you would go out with them or all of the above.
I usually just "ghost" as you guys seem to call it. That means just disappear, right?
Unless I am really offended. Then I let them know that very clearly - as I said to "rockhard 69" who is not a 35/6 year old heavy metal musician - "your user name repulses me."
Hi Annonymoss,
How funny about "Rockhard 69" - I always avoid the guys with 69 in their user names also. I might consider 1969 but not just 69.... Yeah ghosting is disappearing with no contact at all.
Hi LG,
You are just too funny!
Sunshine
These beauties are for after the first meet.
Before then the block/ghost combination works better -- with less keystrokes.
How bout when you got out with a girl,
and she says
"Yer car sucks" to your face,
and you know you make 3X what she makes LOL
at least....lol