need some cliche responses

iVillage Member
Registered: 01-31-2004
need some cliche responses
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Tue, 04-19-2005 - 8:21pm

OK, here is another one - he is in another state, "successful lawyer", great looking, full of cliches profile. He wrote me this e-mail:

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Please take a chance and respond back-what have you got to lose?! I hope to hear from you soon!>>

What would you suggest I write to him. I really don't take this too seriously. I mean - what is he looking for that is not available in Michigan? :)

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-20-2004
Tue, 04-19-2005 - 9:03pm

HOLY SHT YOU MUST BE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good for you!!!!! w00t w00t

You can probably do better there.....

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-16-2004
Wed, 04-20-2005 - 5:35am

if it sounds too good to be true....

...male underpants models don't need match...

$50 say's the distance keeps you from finding out about the wife or GF for an extra six months.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-20-2003
Wed, 04-20-2005 - 10:16am

Ewww.

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Registered: 05-14-1999
Wed, 04-20-2005 - 11:46am
I agree with phoenix, I wouldn't bother ...
iVillage Member
Registered: 07-03-2004
Wed, 04-20-2005 - 11:51am

ivos, write the following word 100 times on the blackboard:

K A R M A

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He's reaching out just like the rest of us.