OMG - this one takes the cake

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-25-2004
OMG - this one takes the cake
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Thu, 07-14-2005 - 10:47am

This profile was so outrageous I just had to share - it appears to be a lawyer in his 40s - look what he writes!! I pasted it exact!!

I only date attractive, sexy, young woman. There are a lot of the others and I do not have to go on line to find them. Just walk outside. I may be the first older guy you have dated. Every woman when she is young hooks up with an older guy just for the experience. NO ONE UNDER 18 or over weight which is 60% of the population. I prefer tall blonds. But then it is just a date. Usually I fly dates in from out of town.There are two types of dates. I am looking for a wife but I also date. If you fly in The usual date is 4 days of sky diving swimming with the dolphins, dining out.I have never dated anyone over 22. If this did not work for me I would not do it. If your in your 40+ ,have children of the age I date, divorced, fat, hate your X, don't blame me and don't waste our time by telling me what you think of me dating young women

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-19-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 10:54am
I can't imagine anyone unless they are extremely desperate to have ANYONE would respond to an arrogant donkey like that.
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:10am

West,

Not that surprising since I've known guys like this in the past and they will always be there. But these guys usually are better with casual daliances than with anyone long term. On the other hand, he may not be a lawyer at all. He may be the guy driving around your neighborhood in an ice cream truck. Blow pops anyone?

TT

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-21-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:14am
Ugh.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-19-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:16am
Well that's true, if he dates nobody over the age of 22, does he dump them in a year when they turn 23 and how would that fair for marriage exactly? LOL
iVillage Member
Registered: 10-27-2003
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:18am
I think the altitude in that sky diving plane has affected his ability to think clearly. So much so that he's convinced himself that he's Mr. Wonderful. He should be swimming in a shark pit, not with the dolphins.
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-18-2005
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:47am

LOL.

I was on a date about a year ago and the guy said one of his female friends dated a guy that said he was an investment banker at some top wall street firm - turned out he was a dishwasher at a Chinese Restaurant - can't remember the specifics of how she found out but your post reminded me of that.

Rule of thumb if they say they are a nice guy chances are their not. If they have to brag about all their material assets and how fabulous of a life they have chances are it's not really like that. This guy is arrogant - he'll get his Karma - maybe some young 19 year old that will take him to the cleaners, ha!

Cheers,
SP

 
 
iVillage Member
Registered: 06-01-2005
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 12:20pm
Or better yet...give him a nasty, burning STD!!!

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iVillage Member
Registered: 01-31-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 1:29pm
well, at least he is honest :)
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-02-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 1:32pm

There are some scary folks out there...I'm wondering what he looks like.

He's probably not much to look at so he has to compensate with the attitude...

I'm so glad I'm not online anymore...I doubt I will ever get back on...

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Registered: 01-31-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 1:36pm
I would doubt he is a lawyer or a person of a higher education for that matter. His writing style is very patchy and not very smooth. Lawyers are very smooth with words. I went out with 3 lawyers at different times, of course, and every one of them was a great talker. One other thing I noticed with lawyers - the absence of facial expressions - just a mask and a pair of VERY observing eyes :)

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