two great ideas for profiles
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| Sun, 04-09-2006 - 1:33am |
1st one.
Boyfriend Application
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to read these for my own ego gratification, and am not obligated to engage in relationships with any applicants should I choose not to.
1. name:
2. age:
3. height:
4. weight:
5. birthday:
6. why do you want to be my boyfriend?
7. What are your hobbies?
8. Favorite music?
9. Boxers, briefs, bikinis?
10. Silk sheets or cotton sheets?
11. Do you snore?
12. Which side of the bed do you prefer?
13. Favorite color?
14. Play any instruments?
15. Do you believe in love at first sight?
16. Do you smoke cigarettes?
17. Do you drink?
18. Favorite movie?
19. Can you cook?
20. Do you cry during sad movies?
21. Are you religious?
22. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth?
23. Favorite day of the week?
24. Are you spontaneous?
25. Would you rather stay in with me or go out somewhere with me?
26. Do you like to be alone sometimes?
27. What do you feel is the most important part of a relationship?
28. How do you feel about drugs & alcohol?
29. Your friends before me?
30. Do you have an innie or an outie?
31. If i called you at 3am & wanted to hang out because i was feeling bad, would you....
a. come pick me up & take me back to your house to cuddle & watch some movies
b. just talk on the phone so i felt better
c. complain about the time & go back to bed because you're super sleeeepy
32. It's my birthday. i want a present. you...
a. take me out to eat
b. take a movie
c. Give me nothing but a passionate kiss
d. have wild sex
e. Spank me numerous times
f. all of the above
33. Can you do your own laundry?
35. How messy is your home?
36. Are you a night person or a morning person?
37. On a hotness scale of 1 to 10, how hot would you rate yourself (1 super ugly, 10 super duper hot)?
38. What are the 3 most important things in a relationship to you?
39. What do you think about the most when you're in a relationship?
40. Do you consider yourself an open-minded person in general?
41. Describe yourself in 5 words:
42. Are you more introverted (reserved, enjoy spending time alone), or extroverted (people person, going out a lot)?
43. If I ran out of ideas of where to go out that night, what would you suggest?
44. Do you think I'm hot?
45. Do you think I'm cute?
46. Do you think I'm ugly?
47. What's the most attractive thing about me?
48. Would you cuddle on the couch with me during thunder storms, during movies, listening to great music, etc?
49. What would you do if I was feeling down?
50. Anything Extra you want to add to plead your case?

2nd idea.......
When it comes to Craigslist ads, people can get a little too picky about what they want. For example, some gal on the W4M board said she wanted "no mullets". I'm thinking she probably turned off about 100 otherwise-perfect guys who just happened to have longish hair. To avoid such nonsense, i've devised a point-rating system, whereby each thing i like or don't like in a prospective mate is given a point rating. That way i don't accidentally chase off an awesome person over some little personal preference.
The rules of the game are simple - you read the ad, tally up your points, and email me if you like your score.
Let's begin, shall we?
You're between 25 and 33 - add 5 points
You are under 5'3" or over 6'0" - subtract 6 points.
You like wit and goofiness - add 8 points.
You smoke tobacco - subtract 6 points.
You live in xxxxxx - add 5 points
You're relatively fit - add 7 points.
You prefer guys with lots of money - subtract 11 points.
You're easygoing and mellow, but passionate - add 7 points
You're a chatterbox - subtract 7 points.
You own a Lexus, BMW or similar luxury car - subtract 8 points.
You ride a bicycle at least once a month - add 6 points.
You try to eat healthy, perhaps even buy organic when you can afford it, but are not opposed to an occasional Big Mac - add 5 points.
You like loud parties - subtract 7 points.
You like to dance - add 6 points.
You wear heavy, uncomfortable shoes - subtract 5 points.
You're opinionated and spunky - add 5 points
You think Lorena Bobbitt was cool - subtract 19 points!
You laughed at yourself today - add 6 points.
You laughed at the world today - add 6 points.
You're allergic to cats - subtract 5 points.
You're allergic to chickens - subtract 5 points.
You like decent-looking white guys who are 33, look 23, are 5'8", 160 lbs, well-toned, with dark curly hair - add 20 points!
You meet people halfway - add 8 points.
You're environmentally aware, and are generally conscientious about things - add 9 points.
You have brunette hair - add 2 points.
You hair is some wild color like construction-vest orange - subtract 8 points.
You wear lots of jewelry, makeup, and perfume - subtract 5 points.
You have a long life ahead of you - add 5 points.
You don't mind debating and getting to the bottom of things - add 5 points.
You read romance novels - subtract 5 points.
You read the Tao Te Ching and liked it - add 9 points.
You like Seinfeld, Mark Twain, Woody Allen, or the Simpsons - add 4 points for each.
You think our culture is tacky and vulgar - add 3 points.
You're Republican - subtract 7 points
Religious - subtract 6 points
Anal retentive - subtract 3.47 points
You wouldn't mind dating a fitness trainer - add 10 points.
You like a guy who gardens - add 6 points.
You're still reading this? - add 5 points.
Don't you have a job? - add 5 points.
Do you like your job? - add 5 points.
You're relatively attractive - add 6 points
Sometimes you're shy - add 3 points
Sometimes you're a woman, sometimes you're a girl - add 4 points.
You question the world - add 9 points
You have surgically-enhanced breasts - subtract 10 points.
You have decent sized breasts - add 6 points.
You like to have sex - add 9 points.
You like to make love - add 12 points.
No sexually transmitted diseases - add 10 points.
You noticed that i have pretty good spelling and grammar - add 5 points.
You actually reply to Craigslist ads, and don't just read these for amusement - add 9 points.
Ok, put your pencils down, the test is over. Please tally up your points and forward them to me, along with a photograph and where you think a cool place to go for a first date would be. All contestants, even those with failing grades, will receive a congenial thanks for participating. Some entrants will receive a photograph. And one lucky winner may never have to read another personal ad again. ;-)
I've seen the first one all over myspace, the second one is pretty funny. You can also weed out the losers by checking their math :D
Cheers
TR
That point system one was actually posted here awhile ago... cute idea. That first one I've seen in emails.
You should try 'em... see what ya get. :o)