Pick up lines

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Registered: 03-16-2006
Pick up lines
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Sun, 04-09-2006 - 11:57pm

Here's something to brighten your day...TR

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

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Registered: 03-15-2004
In reply to: tst07
Mon, 04-10-2006 - 10:51am
Too funny!
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Registered: 04-04-2006
In reply to: tst07
Mon, 04-10-2006 - 1:44pm

You see? Pick up lines with put downs. Funny, but this misses the point.

A pick up line may just be an ice-braker because he's interested.

I can laugh at this, but I hear all the time that women want to meet an interesting guy. Practicing your put downs won't help it along.

Maybe we can all laugh BUT remember the best return to a pick up line from a person we are not interested in: "That's funny, you got me to laugh. Please don't continue, I am waiting for someone! Thanks!"

But if you think you are interested: "You can be funny, and can you be interesting too? That would impress me a lot more." (nice smile, keep eye contact and good luck!)