Dating Joke

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Dating Joke
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Sat, 04-15-2006 - 8:51am

Phone Rings.

Mother picks up the phone and answers.

Mother - Hello?

Daughter - Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?

Mother - You're going out?

Daughter - Yes.

Mother - With whom?

Daughter - With a friend.

Mother - I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.

Daughter - I didn't leave him. He left me!

Mother - You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybody's and nobodies.

Daughter - I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?

Mother - I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.

Daughter - There are lots of things that you did and I don't.

Mother - What are you hinting at?

Daughter - Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.

Mother - You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?

Daughter - My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!

Mother - So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?

Daughter - He's not a loser.

Mother - A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.

Daughter - I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?

Mother - Poor children with such a mother.

Daughter - Such a what?

Mother - With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.

Daughter - ENOUGH !!!

Mother - Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!

Daughter - Now you're worried about the loser?

Mother - Ah, so you see he is a loser. I spotted him immediately.

Daughter - Good-bye, mother

Mother - Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?

Daughter - I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!

Mother - If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?

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Registered: 12-20-2005
In reply to: sniffle_sally
Sat, 04-15-2006 - 9:10am
LOL I love circular arguments!!
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Registered: 03-03-2004
In reply to: sniffle_sally
Sat, 04-15-2006 - 11:15am
Crazy-making mother! Been there, done that.