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| Sat, 04-15-2006 - 8:51am |
Phone Rings.
Mother picks up the phone and answers.
Mother - Hello?
Daughter - Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Mother - You're going out?
Daughter - Yes.
Mother - With whom?
Daughter - With a friend.
Mother - I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter - I didn't leave him. He left me!
Mother - You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybody's and nobodies.
Daughter - I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
Mother - I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter - There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
Mother - What are you hinting at?
Daughter - Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Mother - You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter - My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Mother - So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
Daughter - He's not a loser.
Mother - A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter - I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
Mother - Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter - Such a what?
Mother - With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter - ENOUGH !!!
Mother - Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter - Now you're worried about the loser?
Mother - Ah, so you see he is a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter - Good-bye, mother
Mother - Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter - I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
Mother - If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
| Sat, 04-15-2006 - 9:10am |
| Sat, 04-15-2006 - 11:15am |
