Pain in the Butt

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Registered: 11-13-2006
Pain in the Butt
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Sun, 01-20-2008 - 9:01am

If you think, for one second, you’ve got a crappy job… well on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice there is a disclosure in very fine print that reads:

“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.” Have a wonderful day knowing that, no matter how bad it is, there is always a job that’s more of a pain in the butt than yours.




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Registered: 12-03-2002
Sun, 01-20-2008 - 3:38pm

Sounds like it could be fun. But thats just me.

Dirty

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Benjamin Franklin
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Registered: 09-27-2005
Tue, 01-22-2008 - 9:21am

How about the guy who uses the sucking maching to clean out porta potties.

Male65401

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the thingsyou didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow lines.Sail away from the safe harbor.Catch the trade winds in your
sails.Explore. Dream.Discover" ...

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Registered: 11-13-2006
Tue, 01-22-2008 - 9:25am
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW yuck!



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Registered: 03-09-2005
Tue, 01-22-2008 - 9:26am
My sentiments exactly.
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Registered: 11-13-2006
Tue, 01-22-2008 - 9:29am
Now I am thinking about Mike Rowe and that show dirty jobs........



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Registered: 09-27-2005
Tue, 01-22-2008 - 9:44am

Or what about the Veterinarian has to stick his arm up a horses but. Poor horse!!!

Male65401

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the thingsyou didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow lines.Sail away from the safe harbor.Catch the trade winds in your
sails.Explore. Dream.Discover" ...

resize2.jpg image by Roy5k2009
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Registered: 03-09-2005
Tue, 01-22-2008 - 9:53am

Okay, okay Male.