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| Wed, 01-30-2008 - 12:57pm |
DOG IN HEAT
A little girl asked her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
| Wed, 01-30-2008 - 12:57pm |
DOG IN HEAT
A little girl asked her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
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lol lol
Wake it, shake it Mony
Thank you! Thank you!
Wake it, shake it Mony
Got a good laugh from me on both of those -- haven't heard either before...
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“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.”
Katharine Hepburn
Mrs P
ok ok one more then I have to go back to work!!!!!!!!!
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their
lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their
respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the
bears. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to
NY and on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and
were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too
dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was
their only chance, and finally the ranger relented. The Russian and
the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the
two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp
completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men.
They followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the
female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had
eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident.
They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the
remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You
know what this means, don't you?"
The other ranger responded, "Of course..."
"The Czech is in the male."
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Wake it, shake it Mony
oh E..........
that was sooo bad!
I loved it
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