Ladies - if you could have a penis fo...

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Thu, 01-31-2008 - 12:10pm

Ladies - if you could have a penis for 24 hours only, what would you do with it?



  • I'd take pictures of me and my penis
  • I'd play show-and-tell with my girlfriends
  • I'd play with it and see what it feels like to get a hard-on
  • I'd go to the bathroom and see what it's like to pee through a penis
  • I'd show my DH/BF and enjoy freaking him out
  • I'd want to perform anal sex on my DH/BF
  • I'd drop in on a GF and coax her into sex - I bet I could do it!
  • I'd try to contort myself and see if I could give myself a BJ
  • I'd masturbate so that I can find out how it feels to ejaculate
  • All (or none) or the above - please explain


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Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 01-31-2008 - 12:53pm
maybe not QUITE all of the above but I'd definitely want to try sex, anal sex, peeing standing up, masturbation...etc. ;-)
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Thu, 01-31-2008 - 1:25pm


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Thu, 01-31-2008 - 5:17pm

This is something I have often wondered about.

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Thu, 01-31-2008 - 5:19pm

I want to pee and write my name in the snow!


I voted all of the above, and that's not really true... I don't want the anal..

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Registered: 01-25-2008
Thu, 01-31-2008 - 5:23pm

I have always said that if I got the chance to be a man for the day the first thing I would do is go to a bridge and pee on the cars going by!!! THEN I would Pee out the window of a moving car!!! Then I would jack off, then I would have sex with some hot chick just to find out what its like, then I would love to pee on the shoes of some man I hate, kick his ass real royal because just having a penis isn't enough gotta have that male strength to go with it. After all that i think I might LIKE being a man! would have to tear my penis off in order to take it away...

Heehee...

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Registered: 10-15-2006
Thu, 01-31-2008 - 8:42pm

I would like to vote that I have no interest whatsoever in being a man or sporting that most precious appendage.


then I would love to pee on the shoes of some man I hate, kick his ass real royal because just having a penis isn't enough gotta have that male strength to go with it.


You know....it's quite easy to kick a man's ass royal without so much as lifting a finger.


You don't need a penis either.


(Mrs P smiles as she recalls the last ass kicking she took credit for)


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Registered: 01-25-2008
Thu, 01-31-2008 - 10:09pm
Hey guyfrom jersey!

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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 7:05am

Writing your name in the snow by peeing isn't as easy as it seems.

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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 7:13am

I myself have no desire to have a penis attached to my body....

I am ALL woman and perfectly happy the way I am!

I would however, love to see a man have to deal with a monthly cycle! Now THAT would be amusing!

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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 7:27am
That's why it was to be a 24-hour deal.

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