A Joke for MRpe

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Registered: 11-13-2006
A Joke for MRpe
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Sun, 02-10-2008 - 6:05pm

Giving Up Wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?"

"No I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?"
I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?"
I asked.

"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. "
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I' m not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping,
hair appointments, and wine."

(Indeed!)





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Registered: 10-15-2006
Sun, 02-10-2008 - 6:12pm

LOL....how cute.


Mr P has long given up the notion that he can comment on the length and frequency of my spa appointments, shopping and wine consumption.


The day he brought home the mid-life "penismobile" he found himself without a leg to stand on with that particular argument.


INDEED!







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“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.”


Katharine Hepburn


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Mrs P

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Registered: 08-09-2005
Sun, 02-10-2008 - 7:18pm
Yes....Indeed!!!!
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Registered: 10-15-2006
Sun, 02-10-2008 - 7:55pm

You know ... I am crazy about Mr P.


He is a precious husband.


Sometimes just a little too precious....








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“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.”


Katharine Hepburn



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