If I was not married....

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-09-1998
If I was not married....
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Thu, 03-06-2008 - 4:19pm

Male suggested this so let's go with it. Fill in the blank


If I was not married I would eat chocolate cake for dinner.


If I was not married I would sleep in the middle of the bed.


If I was not married I would not have a TV in the bedroom.


If I was not married I would have a sexlife.


If I was not married I would listen to the music I enjoy in the car.







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Registered: 08-03-2003
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 4:25pm

If I was not married I would


1. have a cleaner house hubby is a slob


2. eat what ever I wanted when ever


3. go out to the bar and come home drunk


4. Talk on the phone whenever and not get that look!


5. be able to get on the computer whenever I wanted


6. Not have to argue over how I raise the kids


7. Be more care free and spend my time as I wanted


8. watch my tv shows on the big screen in the livingroom


9. Have lots of sex and make as much noise as I wanted


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Registered: 03-09-2005
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 4:33pm

If I was not married I would be free to come and go as I please


If I was not married I would

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-09-1998
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 4:50pm

Why would you be alone???

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Registered: 03-09-2005
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 5:06pm
And I would have one voracious appetite.
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Registered: 03-05-2008
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 5:54pm
REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY TO HEAR YOU HAVE NO SEX LIFE. IF I WERE SINGLE AND YOU WAS INTRESTED I WOULD CHANGE THAT FOR YOU. BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ENJOY A GENTAL AND SOFT AND PASSIONATE LOVER.
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Registered: 03-04-2008
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 8:19pm
Hey...you guys are reinforcing my reasons for staying single. Woohoo...

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Registered: 09-27-2005
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 8:33pm

If I was not married I might have more sex, (noticed I said might, got to find willing partner(s))


If I was not married I might drink more,party more


If I was not married the phone would ring alot less


If I was not married maybe I wuold have the nerve to flirt more in real life, not here.


If I was not married I would of hit on the lady, excuse me, ask the lady who as without a dance partner to dance last weekend to some slow blues music.


If I was not married and I got lucky with a lady,I would know that I still got it( whatever GOT IT,is)


If I was not married I always wanted to be a MANWHORE!


You know something, just knowing that you still got IT going really, really makes you feel good.No matter if you are married or not. To know you still turn heads, you still get smiles



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Registered: 07-09-1998
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 8:38pm
Some of your comments turn my head ...does that count??...LOL







Ladyroberts


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Thu, 03-06-2008 - 8:47pm


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Registered: 08-01-2006
Thu, 03-06-2008 - 8:47pm

If I was not married I would do what I wanted when I wanted


If I was not married I would go where I wanted for vacation


If I was not married I would cook dinner


If I was not married I hope I'd be having some sex

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