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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:10pm

Cindy's Dr. Seuss posts the other night got me thinking, and that's always a dangerous thing.

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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:25pm
"Shuffle, duffle, muzzle, muff"



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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:28pm
The Top 5 Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines





    1. "On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled.
      Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!"


    2. "How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?"


    3. "I do not like my wife, you see.
      I do not like her, no sirree.
      Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
      and so we have this open marriage."


    4. "Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three.
      Would you, could you, come home with me?"


      and the Number 1 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Line...


    5. "In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme,
      yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!"



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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:33pm
Top 15 Lines Edited Out of Dr. Seuss Books





    1. I do not like them hot or cold,
      Those eggs are green because of mold!


    2. The noise was from little Cindy Lou Who,
      Who shot the Grinch dead with her dad's .32.


    3. And to think that I saw it go down on Eight Mile.


    4. Actually, "unless" means "unless I get me a posse of Barbaloots in brown barbaloot suits to go medieval on your onceler ass."


    5. Why did that cop hop on pop?
      Isn't this a routine traffic stop?


    6. "I'll put eyes in the ceiling and ears in the wall,
      'Cause a threat is a threat, no matter how small."


    7. The Cat in the Hat said, "We'll have fun in batches,
      And the best fun of all comes from playing with matches!"


    8. I did not do her, near or far.
      Okay, maybe once, with a Cuban cigar.


    9. Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave had twenty three sons and she named them all You-Are-Getting-A-Vasectomy-NOW-if-you-EVER-Want-So-Much-As-Another-Whiff,-Mr. McCave?


    10. The Cat in the Hat didn't coo, didn't purr;
      He choked and he coughed till he puked up some fur.


    11. Would you dangle him from a tree?
      Could you from the balcony?
      Would you? Could you? Jacko, please?


    12. I would not, could not with a fox,
      Unless she looked like Courteney Cox.


    13. Poor Arthur Anderson cried and he cried!
      "Yes I counted the beans, but I never lied!"
      "It's all a mistake!" he would plead, he would say.
      But no one believed him, not even Ken Lay!


    14. Our reason isn't too strange, is it?
      Butter-side down toast tastes like shizzit!


      and the Number 1 Line Edited Out of Dr. Seuss Books...


    15. Thanks to the Whos and their friends down at Pfizer,
      The Grinch grew not one, two or three -- but *four* sizes!



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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:43pm

LMAO


Muff

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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:44pm
on that table, if you are able, I will wrap myself in a sable....
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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:44pm
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

2. Who Shat in the Hat?

3. Horton Hires a Ho

4. Fox in Detox

5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Are You My Proctologist?

12. Yentl the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

14. Aunts in My Pants

15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

17. The Grinch's Ten Inches



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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:51pm

I am able, on the table, I'll even hunt you down in sable.


Muff

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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:54pm
I'll make you Pop, when I lift my top, you wont be able to stop
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Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:57pm

Cindy Lou on the table, waiting for Muff who is able, you two may break that table,

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