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| Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:10pm |
Cindy's Dr. Seuss posts the other night got me thinking, and that's always a dangerous thing.
| Sun, 10-19-2008 - 7:10pm |
Cindy's Dr. Seuss posts the other night got me thinking, and that's always a dangerous thing.
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Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!"
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
and so we have this open marriage."
Would you, could you, come home with me?"
and the Number 1 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Line...
yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!"
Those eggs are green because of mold!
Who shot the Grinch dead with her dad's .32.
Isn't this a routine traffic stop?
'Cause a threat is a threat, no matter how small."
And the best fun of all comes from playing with matches!"
Okay, maybe once, with a Cuban cigar.
He choked and he coughed till he puked up some fur.
Could you from the balcony?
Would you? Could you? Jacko, please?
Unless she looked like Courteney Cox.
"Yes I counted the beans, but I never lied!"
"It's all a mistake!" he would plead, he would say.
But no one believed him, not even Ken Lay!
Butter-side down toast tastes like shizzit!
and the Number 1 Line Edited Out of Dr. Seuss Books...
The Grinch grew not one, two or three -- but *four* sizes!
LMAO
Muff
Growing old is mandatory, growing up optional.
 
Photography by Cindy updated 10/03
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Are You My Proctologist?
12. Yentl the Lentil
13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
14. Aunts in My Pants
15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
17. The Grinch's Ten Inches
I am able, on the table, I'll even hunt you down in sable.
Muff
Growing old is mandatory, growing up optional.
 
Photography by Cindy updated 10/03
Cindy Lou on the table, waiting for Muff who is able, you two may break that table,
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