More Tuesday Humor "Adult"

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Registered: 04-20-2008
More Tuesday Humor "Adult"
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Tue, 11-25-2008 - 3:30pm

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.



He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"



"The cop asked, "What's he like?"



The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,


"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits


"I can relate to this because I'm a grandpa" LOL


DD

"When it's going good,keep it going!"


"Live today like there's no tomorrow!"


"Take can't and quit out of your dictionary until you give it 110%. There's no shame in failing. The shame is not trying."


iVillage Member
Registered: 03-09-2005
Tue, 11-25-2008 - 4:00pm

Another good one Don.

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Tue, 11-25-2008 - 4:47pm
LMAO.... Great!



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