Champagne Fizz

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Registered: 03-30-2004
Champagne Fizz
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Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:26pm
Last year I acquired a book titled "203 Ways to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed."

The "Champagne Fizz" was a featured technique.

1 Alka Seltzer tablet crushed into a powder

1/2 cup of champange

Smooth the A.S. powder over your lover's member, pour the champagne into your "cave of wonders" and have your lover penetrate you immediately. Granted... both of you will see stars and stripes!!!

Now... I tried this however, I thought I would be cute and try it with Alka Seltzer PLUS Orange Zest flavor. Mind you... he was all excited, but I felt like I was spread eagle on a tanning board! He had to end up inserting ICE CUBES into me that night instead of his "member!"

If you like to try new things, I highly recommend this technique, but DON'T USE Alka Seltzer PLUS. Stick to the regular strength kind.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-08-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:32pm
Oh my god, I almost fell out of my chair. That sounds painful as hell, but you made it sound so much like a joke. It about killed me from laughter. LOL
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Registered: 04-13-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:36pm
So what did it feel like exactly? All I can think of right now is that Alka-Seltzer song - the ones that goes "pop-pop, fizz-fizz - oh what a relief it is" !!!! ROFL. But I would like to know how it felt! Thanks.
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Registered: 03-30-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:40pm
No joke Sir. I'm always trying new things. Lately, I've been contemplating using TUCKS during rear entry pleasures...but I'm afraid to even try now, we haven't done it in so long. My book has a whole chapter dedicated to this subject called "The Back of Beyond" but I'm not sure I want to make SO my backdoor man ... again!

Stay tuned for the results of that adventure!

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Registered: 03-30-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:50pm
Well Rose, it was supposed to feel tingly and refreshing for both of us. Sort of like when you use toothpaste to give your man a bj. I was under the assumption I would feel on me what he feels when I use toothpaste, Altoids, or those appropriately named "Oral Care Strips."

Since I used Alka Seltzer PLUS, I am to believe it was too much fiz, too much for my poor "cave of wonders" to handle.

I have recommended it to friends, and they say they felt the minty fresh sparkling sensation.

Oh man looking back... I will tell you... when I poured the champagne and he penetrate me with all that powder on, the concoction began to fizz and swell, I swear it felt like I had a volcano errupting between my legs. It was NOT good! Can you say ICE PACK?

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-20-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:57pm
I may be a little naive, but didn't you create a gaseous environment inside of your vagina? Isn't that dangerous? You obviously had your legs up to contain it inside of you which I would think might pass through the cervix. I know that blowing air inside of the vagina can lead to an embolism- and one could die as a result. I might be overcautious, but I wouldn't risk it. I also wouldn't risk any infection due to any foreign environment remaining long enough. Toothepaste?
iVillage Member
Registered: 04-13-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:58pm
OMG! I think we'll just stick with our good old fashion dildos and whip cream desserts, thank you. ROFL. (sorry you were in alot of pain though). Have you ever tried a different kind of white powder? Can't go into any detail on this board, but just curious.
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Registered: 04-13-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 3:00pm
Yeah, I don't use toothpaste on my hubby either? Huh? Maybe we're both naive. Just when you think you've done it all too!
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Registered: 03-30-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 3:04pm
I had never tried anything like that before. Again, I got the idea from a book. Also, several people I've shared this story with told me they had heard about it.

I never really thought it would have a side effect such as an embolism :S.

I consider myself a pretty safe person, perhaps since it did go so bad the first time, I shouldn't go for a second time.

However, I would like to hear from anyone who has tried it and enjoyed it.

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Registered: 10-10-2003
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 3:08pm
YIKES!!! A few women over the years have liked to dip my penis in their glass of wine before/during BJs when they, and that can be sexy as hell, but I just _cringe_ when it's champagne and hastily withdraw my formerly eager member from their loving grasp.

I can't even imagine how painful it would be inside a vagina, but good God, I remember a girl once poured champagne onto it when I was lying on my back and she was holding it upright. It looked so loving and sexy and then OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ya get that fizzy stuff down the hole and into my urethra and it really, really, REALLY hurts!!! I mean it feels like someone's crammed ten pounds of broken glass shards into my penis. Nothing will deflate an otherwise rigid erection any faster ... I say, to be avoided at ALL costs.

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-30-2004
In reply to: electrica
Thu, 05-20-2004 - 3:11pm
You've never heard of using toothpaste? Caution as to what kind you use. Don't use anything too minty, it might burn. But YES... toothpaste is an old trick. (I'm 34... how old are you?)

Have you ever heard of using Altoids? Altoids became even more popular after Monica Lewinsky claimed to have used it on President Clinton.

I have tried the Crest Oral Care Strips. Incidentally, I believe who ever chose the name "Oral Care" had something else on their mind other than freshening breath.

Oh my... the list is long on what to put in your mouth while giving a bj.

Don't be confused though, I LOVE IT AU NATURAL... but sometimes just for fun, I'll add something more.

Some adult toy shops sell "Head Candy" I DO NOT recommend those. I spent the $11.00 for the Head Candy and it was the worst thing I've ever tried.

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