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Champagne Fizz
| Thu, 05-20-2004 - 2:26pm |
Last year I acquired a book titled "203 Ways to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed."
The "Champagne Fizz" was a featured technique.
1 Alka Seltzer tablet crushed into a powder
1/2 cup of champange
Smooth the A.S. powder over your lover's member, pour the champagne into your "cave of wonders" and have your lover penetrate you immediately. Granted... both of you will see stars and stripes!!!
Now... I tried this however, I thought I would be cute and try it with Alka Seltzer PLUS Orange Zest flavor. Mind you... he was all excited, but I felt like I was spread eagle on a tanning board! He had to end up inserting ICE CUBES into me that night instead of his "member!"
If you like to try new things, I highly recommend this technique, but DON'T USE Alka Seltzer PLUS. Stick to the regular strength kind.
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Stay tuned for the results of that adventure!
Since I used Alka Seltzer PLUS, I am to believe it was too much fiz, too much for my poor "cave of wonders" to handle.
I have recommended it to friends, and they say they felt the minty fresh sparkling sensation.
Oh man looking back... I will tell you... when I poured the champagne and he penetrate me with all that powder on, the concoction began to fizz and swell, I swear it felt like I had a volcano errupting between my legs. It was NOT good! Can you say ICE PACK?
I never really thought it would have a side effect such as an embolism :S.
I consider myself a pretty safe person, perhaps since it did go so bad the first time, I shouldn't go for a second time.
However, I would like to hear from anyone who has tried it and enjoyed it.
I can't even imagine how painful it would be inside a vagina, but good God, I remember a girl once poured champagne onto it when I was lying on my back and she was holding it upright. It looked so loving and sexy and then OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ya get that fizzy stuff down the hole and into my urethra and it really, really, REALLY hurts!!! I mean it feels like someone's crammed ten pounds of broken glass shards into my penis. Nothing will deflate an otherwise rigid erection any faster ... I say, to be avoided at ALL costs.
Have you ever heard of using Altoids? Altoids became even more popular after Monica Lewinsky claimed to have used it on President Clinton.
I have tried the Crest Oral Care Strips. Incidentally, I believe who ever chose the name "Oral Care" had something else on their mind other than freshening breath.
Oh my... the list is long on what to put in your mouth while giving a bj.
Don't be confused though, I LOVE IT AU NATURAL... but sometimes just for fun, I'll add something more.
Some adult toy shops sell "Head Candy" I DO NOT recommend those. I spent the $11.00 for the Head Candy and it was the worst thing I've ever tried.
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