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Funny Stories about Sex
| Sun, 06-13-2004 - 7:37pm |
I thought I would start a discussion on funny stories about things that have happened during sex!
Jenn
| Sun, 06-13-2004 - 7:37pm |
Jenn
After all our years together, I have quite a few.
One night after a long session, she was on top and I was very close to cumming. Suddenly, my leg started to cramp. It was very painful. I yelled and screamed for quite some time. DW kept pumping away.
Finally, I threw her off and massaged my cramped calf. When she realized what had happened, we both laughed our heads off.
She thought I was in ecstacy while I really was in total pain.
The most embarassing was when My ex wife's mother told her how hot it made her when she heard us one night that she woke up the father and got busy with him. GROSSS!!!!!!
Well, when the time came and we were all 'gung ho' if you know what I mean, I went to grab the air mattress out from under my bed. It caught on a screw under my bed and ripped a hole in it. We were so upset. We didn't want to have sex on the hard floor, so we had sex on the deflating air mattress, while trying to cover up the hole with our hands. It didn't seem so funny at the time, but now we laugh about it and our incredible determination to have less squeaky sex!