Worst sex moment with this S.O. was...

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Worst sex moment with this S.O. was...
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Thu, 03-03-2005 - 10:28am

Okay then...here we go!

Tell us what your worst sex moment was while with your current S.O. By all means, give the rest of us some hope that sex isn't actually suppose to be perfect all the time, LMHO!!

To just sit down with coffee and share the things that actually go wrong as well every now and then...just feels good to discuss being for lack of better term, lol. So for those of you who don't have an ego to bruise, I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. ;)

 

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 10:49am
The wierdest thing for me was my old bf, who sometimes had to pee like _crazy_ right in the middle of having sex. I don't know whether it was a nerve thing or what. Even if he relieved himself before we began, he'd often get the urge to go after a few minutes of "getting it on". This was somewhat ridiculous because our dorm room was on the 3rd floor and the men's room was in the basement. At night he could simply open the window but during the day he had to go all the way down there. This was true whether it was IC or a blowjob. Neither he nor I knew what triggered this. Then we'd just continue on, but it sure made the rhythm strange when that happened. Not that it was his fault, I guess that's just how he was made up.


Edited 3/3/2005 6:09 pm ET ET by iphillippa
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Registered: 05-18-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 11:11am

The worst was the first time I let DH ejaculate in my mouth. I hadn't expected it to fill my mouth so fast and I wound up yacking it up all over the bed then continuing to dry heave for the next minute or two ROFL!! Ah well, I figured it out now so no more dry heaving LOL ;)

Leticia

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 11:27am

Wow, what a question.


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Thu, 03-03-2005 - 12:55pm
Worst sex....hm.....The first time took us three days before sex actually occurred. He was a virgin so the whole experience was new to him. Other than that, there hasn't been a memorable time. It hasn't been excellent every time, but if it was, it wouldn't be as fun to keep trying.
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Registered: 12-21-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:07pm
We haven't had anything too bad but this morning during the middle of sex I had to stop so that I could pee because I hadn't yet that morning and had to go really bad and then once we started again he sneezed in the middle of it twice and then had a runny nose. Also one time when we were changing postions I accidently elbowed him really hard in the eye.
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Registered: 10-13-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 3:51pm

Great question Para. Learning to get past the silly/bad stuff is something that would very much benefit some posters.

I would say that my worst time was when I was bouncing with complete abandon on top, and got it wrong. I slammed down ontop of his penis and nearly broke it. That really scared both of us, and I've always been much more careful since than.

There have also been lots of funny things.

Like the time we decided to try being romantic. I lit the candles - which hadn't been used in ages. The dust in them started to burn and the smoke alarms all started ringing. Dog started howling and the kids woke crying.

And when we first bought our dog, he used to run up and down beside the house barkign, barking every time I had an orgasm. (kinda hard to concentrate on the O when you're trying not to laugh at the dog)

Lastly, every failed position attempt. What can you do but laugh and try something else?

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 3:59pm

Nevermind, I see your post


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Registered: 01-12-2005
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 4:33pm

It happened about 4 years ago and it was the time we were doing anal and Mark Jr. got "dirty". Definitly a mood killer. It took DW almost a year to start anal again and she still is upset about it. I didn't care. After changing my brothers diapers and working at a MHMR facility; feces are not shocking ( although I still prefer not to have that happen again)!!

mb

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Registered: 01-10-2005
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 4:43pm

For DW and I it was our first time. We had lots and lots of foreplay, then when the big moment came, I was too soft to get it in. We laughed it off and things worked out a few minutes later. That was when I knew I had a winner!

John

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Registered: 01-08-2003
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 7:17pm

Like you I have trouble picking one worst moment. The first time I decided to give my husband a blow job was memorable in one of those horrifying ways. I was in my early 20s and had never done a blow job before. I was Cosmo trained. Anyway I decided to give it a try. My husband froze and looked at me like I had lost my mind. He then immediately lost his erection. He told me it was just a surprise but I haven't really ever gotten over it.

I wasn't prepared for my husband's need for simultaneous and quick orgasms and it took me years to learn to orgasm at just the right moment and do it quickly. So there were some bad sex moments there.

My husband also once broke out laughing about something on TV while we were having sex. I didn't appreciate that at all, lol.

There have been some times when we haven't been in sync with one another. And once I told him I didn't think he was hard enough to enter me from behind and he got mad at me. I had made similar statements many times in our marriage without angering him and I never figured out why he was angry at that time. He isn't good about sharing his feelings lol.

There was the time period when we had the "no touch quickies" where he only wanted to have sex quick and without touching. They really weren't that bad because I still managed to orgasm each time. But I did think it was bizarre. It had something to do with performance anxiety.

We went through several months where he was convinced that he had erectile dysfunction. But in the end it was just performance anxiety.

Our 20 year old daughter walked in on us and that ended any chance of sex with my husband lol. I think he considered getting a deadbolt for the bedroom door.

In 23 years we have had some bad sex but overall it has been great!

Robin

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