Sore Throat

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Registered: 07-24-2004
Sore Throat
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Mon, 03-07-2005 - 11:40pm

Speaking of cum, are their people out there who swallow when they have a sore throat? Does it help? I wonder if one has to gargle it to get the full effect. I have heard of people who do and it is supposed to help.

Any truth to this claim?

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 12:30am

Okay, this is a variation of the "semen as a miracle face cream" idea! LOL!

No, semen won't help a sore throat anymore than his swallowing your lubrication will help his. It's just another way of getting you to swallow, period.

Swallowing should always be your choice, with no pressure or coercion and NO CON.




Edited 3/8/2005 12:32 am ET ET by katmandoo2001
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Registered: 04-23-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 7:16am

It looks like semen is the next new cure all miracle drug.


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Tue, 03-08-2005 - 7:20am

Just like semen is good for the complextion and all the other miracles of semen.


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Registered: 08-12-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 8:24am
I wish some of you ladies would tell my G/F these facts..
She just laughs when I say "You know what's good for that?"
to every little ailment she ever has.
I'm only trying to help.
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Tue, 03-08-2005 - 8:52am

LOL....let's see, here are a few more:


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Registered: 05-27-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 9:44am

What do you mean about the "miracle face cream"? Are you telling me that's just a lie? NOW you tell me......geez!

What's the male version of an "old wives tale"?

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Tue, 03-08-2005 - 9:55am
hey!! Men don't tell "old wive's tales" That's why they're called "wive's " tales.
Men only speak the truth.
I swear.
Thanks Tish, for those other remedies..I'd forgotten a fewofthem.
Did you ladies know that swallowing semen also fixes home and auto repairs?
As well as providing an occasional shopping spree.
The benefits are simply amazing!!!
Why, just this morning a good dose of semen cleared my G/F's wind shield of snow and ice.
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 10:08am
Yes, the male version of old wive's tales are "old fish tales." "Really, it was THHHIIIISSSS big, really." Awwww, the one that got away was always a monster! LOL!
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Registered: 05-27-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 10:12am

OMG, I'm falling on the floor laughing here! Why don't we compile a complete list of the benefits?

While we're at it, why not a list of all the good things that guys can get from returning the favor for their partner? (Given your s/n, I guess you KNOW the benefits, lol)

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Registered: 08-12-2004
Tue, 03-08-2005 - 10:39am
OK, well the number one benefit for me in returning the favor for my G/F is that...
I get to!!!! It promotes total well being in this man.
All she has to do is let me do it, and all sorts of tasks are accomplished.
"Honey, I'll do anything, just let me have one lick...PLEASE?!?!"
But please don't tell my G/F????
OMG!!! I am whipped!!!

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