Cant waste that perfect erection!!

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Cant waste that perfect erection!!
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Sat, 10-01-2005 - 2:31pm

Lol - This morning I woke up to use the restroom - was about 3 am...

When I got back in bed I noticed my sleeping husband had a impressive erection.

Couldnt resist, had to check it out. Reached over and copped a feel... OMG That had to be the Hardest, Biggest, Fattest erection he has ever had!! LOL He has pretty dang hard erections anyway but that one was like a Metal Rod!

So I started to wonder... what the hell kinda dream is that Man Having?? So I Gave him a wet wake up call with my mouth, Told him if he is gonna have erections like that from his dreams I better be in them!! hehe

So We put his erection to some good use!

Man That was a wicked erection!

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Registered: 05-01-2003
Sat, 10-01-2005 - 3:40pm
I have had it happen the other way round. I have been having an incredible dream and have woken up to find that my partner has been playing with me. When he realized I was awake he tried to stop but I kept him playing with it until I had the most perfect orgasm! Elaine
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Registered: 08-02-2005
Sun, 10-02-2005 - 9:44pm
Well you dont have to worry about your husband dreaming about another women. Every morning, every guy is super hard, it's called morning wood. My bf told me what causes a mans dick to be super hard, but i cant remember. MOrning wood is the only time you'll see a guys dick that hard, and it happends every morning. So take advantage of it. ;)
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Sun, 10-02-2005 - 10:03pm

It is a -wierd- thing why this happens to you guys. I have noticed that my bf often wakes up with it absolutely stiff too, but he usually has to pee very badly when he wakes up. What happens next is wierd but cute: he will stand there, with his big penis sticking straight out over the toilet, and try to go. It sometimes doesn't seem to work for him -- as I understand it some men cannot urinate at all with an erection. If he pushes it down for better aim, it sounds like that's uncomfortable as hell and makes it that much harder to go. (I wonder what the guys do who have hard-ons that really point up vertically. I remember there was one poster there who said she just had her husband pee out the window in the morning rather than make a mess, and we all said ewwwww but i see what she was saying.)

The thing is, as I understand it, it's not even necessarily sexual -- once my guy _has_ emptied his bladder he will lose the erection pretty quickly and sometimes not get it back. So when i hear him peeing, if we have time, i put on a little lip gloss or something and get ready for a good morning bj.

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Mon, 10-03-2005 - 12:13am

lol - yes after 8 years of marriage and 10 years of sexual activeity I am aware of morning wood LOL

My Husband Typically doesnt have it unless he has to urinate right off the bat - and that doesnt make for good sex anyway LOL

Thats why this one was suprising - he never gets em unless he needs to piss and he didnt need to piss this time but had a Metal Pipe for an erection anyway.
Hehe

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Mon, 10-03-2005 - 9:27am

>> My bf told me what causes a mans dick to be super hard, but i cant remember.

Once a guy gets aroused, the passage to the bladder gets squeezed shut to not interfere with the other stuff coming out :-). I think it's an unconscious reaction during sleep to maintain bladder control until morning, but if it works for you, go for it!

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Registered: 12-20-2004
Mon, 10-03-2005 - 9:38am
Men will get several erections every night..its during R.E.M. (rapid eye movement) sleep (Dreaming)..It causes a "woddy" every time. Some men who seem to suffer from impotence will also get erections during this phase of sleep...Thats when the doctors know it is not a physical problem.