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| Fri, 10-14-2005 - 10:10am |
I heard on the news this morning that a medical supplies manufacturer is working on breast implants that play music. I assume it's activated when the breast is being played with. If this is marketed, what songs would you want on them?
Let's take it a step further and market a penis implant that also plays music. How about songs for that device?
For the breast implants: "Feelin' Alright" by Joe Cocker; "Take It To the Limit" by the Eagles.
For the penis implant: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself" by Linda Ronstadt; "Let Me Love You Baby" by Stevie Ray Vaughan.

For the penis implant, anyone remember Chuck Berry's song *My Ding A Ling*.
Okay, that is the DUMBEST idea they've come up with to date! Bar none!
So, you're soaping up in the shower and your boobs start playing. You're trying on bras in a dept. store and your boobs start playing. Your DH tries to cop a feel in the kitchen at the in-law's house and the music gives you away!
Can you imagine getting a mammogram or breast exam at the dr.s office? Stupid idea.
But how about a penis implant that plays "Lick it Up" by Motley Crue?
Edited 10/14/2005 5:24 pm ET by katmandoo2001
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Well if they're gonna think to THAT extent for grand sakes, then why not go all out?
Let me just be a man about this, ahem, and suggest the idea of remote control. LOL!!!!!
No really! If the music were actually a instead, or least combined, then just imagine all the attention those boobs would get if the ballgame were on. BOOM! Instant money maker. (Sorry, just the entrepreneur in me, lol!)
On the serious side though, I'm guessing this idea was originally intended for newborn baby songs during breastfeeding or something?
VERY interesting topic from you as always mancreature.
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