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Fri, 10-14-2005 - 10:10am

I heard on the news this morning that a medical supplies manufacturer is working on breast implants that play music. I assume it's activated when the breast is being played with. If this is marketed, what songs would you want on them?

Let's take it a step further and market a penis implant that also plays music. How about songs for that device?

For the breast implants: "Feelin' Alright" by Joe Cocker; "Take It To the Limit" by the Eagles.

For the penis implant: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself" by Linda Ronstadt; "Let Me Love You Baby" by Stevie Ray Vaughan.

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Fri, 10-14-2005 - 12:58pm
LOL. Mancreature, you just started something a string of suggested tones. Here are mine. For the breast implants, 'Saving All My Love For You', by Whitney Houston, and for the penis implants, 'Hold On, I'm Coming', by Sam and Dave.
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Fri, 10-14-2005 - 3:59pm

For the penis implant, anyone remember Chuck Berry's song *My Ding A Ling*.


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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 10-14-2005 - 5:21pm

Okay, that is the DUMBEST idea they've come up with to date! Bar none!

So, you're soaping up in the shower and your boobs start playing. You're trying on bras in a dept. store and your boobs start playing. Your DH tries to cop a feel in the kitchen at the in-law's house and the music gives you away!

Can you imagine getting a mammogram or breast exam at the dr.s office? Stupid idea.

But how about a penis implant that plays "Lick it Up" by Motley Crue?




Edited 10/14/2005 5:24 pm ET by katmandoo2001
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Fri, 10-14-2005 - 11:15pm
LOL. Yes I remember.
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Fri, 10-14-2005 - 11:16pm
Real cute.
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Registered: 11-04-1999
Sat, 10-15-2005 - 7:23am
Maybe the breast implant could have an on/off switch, like pressing the nipple down. As for the penis one, geeeeeeennnnnnntly squeezing a testicle.
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Sat, 10-15-2005 - 7:41am
badda bump!

 

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Sat, 10-15-2005 - 7:47am

Well if they're gonna think to THAT extent for grand sakes, then why not go all out?

Let me just be a man about this, ahem, and suggest the idea of remote control. LOL!!!!!

No really! If the music were actually a instead, or least combined, then just imagine all the attention those boobs would get if the ballgame were on. BOOM! Instant money maker. (Sorry, just the entrepreneur in me, lol!)

On the serious side though, I'm guessing this idea was originally intended for newborn baby songs during breastfeeding or something?

VERY interesting topic from you as always mancreature.

 

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Sat, 10-15-2005 - 9:41am
Well, ILBT of course!

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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.  Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.

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Sat, 10-15-2005 - 2:21pm
DH and I heard about this on Bob & Tom yesterday and LOAO!