THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WOR

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Registered: 06-03-1999
THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WOR
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Sun, 09-09-2007 - 7:50pm

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
9. Ahhh... I see the messed-up fairy has visited us again.
10. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a crap.
11. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
12. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
13. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
14. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
15. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
16. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
17. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
18. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
19. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
20. Oh I get it... like humour... but different...?

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Mon, 09-10-2007 - 2:04pm
I love it! A couple of them I have actually said...



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Registered: 10-18-2001
Wed, 09-19-2007 - 11:23pm

Guaranteed to end any civil office relationship:

"I'm sorry, I think that you've mistaken me for someone that gives a ******"