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| Fri, 09-26-2008 - 2:31pm |
The best advice I can give you is DON'T go food shopping for your wife anymore and the following is why.
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> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
> him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where
> he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I
> think you're the father of one of my kids,' Now his mind travels back to
> the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you
> the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
> with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
> celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's
> teacher.' DD, LOL
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