Would you pay $25 for a love spell? (...

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Would you pay $25 for a love spell? (...
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Thu, 12-08-2005 - 2:36pm

Would you pay $25 for a love spell? (Taken from an ad that's circulating)



  • No way. That's stupid.
  • No, but I might pay less.
  • Only if I had $25 to waste
  • I don't know.
  • Yes, it's worth a try.
  • Yes, I'd pay even more.


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Registered: 11-21-2005
Thu, 12-08-2005 - 3:20pm
I wouldn't because I'm so disillusioned that I don't think it would actually work.
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Thu, 12-08-2005 - 4:36pm

I would agree.

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Registered: 09-01-2005
Thu, 12-08-2005 - 4:48pm
Are you kidding? A vending machine stole .35 cents from me yesterday and I felt so cheated! I couldn't imagine buying a love-spell with no guarantee.
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Thu, 12-08-2005 - 8:21pm
No, but I'd pay $25 to get a certain few guys to stop wanting me. I have plenty of options, but they're all crappy ones! I don't even want a boyfriend, but somehow I'm stuck with one.
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Thu, 12-08-2005 - 8:42pm

So you'd pay $25 for a Hate Spell!

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Fri, 12-09-2005 - 12:51pm
Funny thing is, the one I'm having the most trouble with seems to be immune to my rudeness. And at times I can be downright mean! He's the kind of guy that never quits. He's also the kind of guy that spares no mercy in telling whoever what it is he thinks, no matter who that person is! I had my phone number (well, actually my dad did it) to an unlisted. This guy's been bothering me for over ten years! But now I've sucessfully cut off his ways of getting to me. My family keeps him away. Even my grandmother, who doesn't like him. And she's the type that likes everybody!
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Wed, 12-21-2005 - 4:25pm

why bother paying for someone else's Love spell and potion when i can create my own...all you need is a white candle and a carving tool. carve the person's name into the candle. light it and meditate with a rhyme of a love spell created from the heart repeated 3 times. Then take A mixture of herbs that smell flowery(or your fav. perfume) to you(no musky scents) and sprinkle it over the candle.

Does this work? I don't know i never did it but it sounds like a good try. ROFL.

i don't believe is dabbling around with love spells...they can backfire on you creating a disaster in your life.

and this version doesn't cost ya a scent since you already have plenty of fragrances and candles in your home now.

(ducking from the shower of tomatoes being e-tossed my way) teehee.

have a Merry Christmas.

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Wed, 12-21-2005 - 5:25pm

I love this board...., it's much funner than the stale mens site I came from..., and no, it wasn't called "under a rock.com"..., hahaha, just a joke for jules any misandrists out there! (no jules I'm not calling you a misandrist) ;-)

I have never believed in gods, Loch Ness monsters, ghosts, alien sightings, channelling, or any parapsychology whatsoever..., too pragmatic for that.

But for fun, let's give it a try shywon..., you tell me where I can buy one of these spells and I will have it cast on a local Seattle woman who I do not know, and who demographically would possibly be a match with me; 5 year age range, lives close by, she's single, and will tell me her name.

Then I will report back on the situation after I introduce myself and ask her out on a date. If it works then we're all in luck and we can get out there and buy our soulmates..., if it doesn't you have to post a sticky and take up a collection for me to recoup the 25 bucks..,

..., sound like fun?

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Wed, 12-21-2005 - 9:52pm

You know, I haven't seen that ad since the day I posted this.

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Fri, 12-23-2005 - 4:25pm

Ok shywon…, this is fun and sounds like something so weird I can’t pass it up…,I found the spell at calastrology.com…, now all I needed was a victim…,
The Love Spell;
Summon the spirits to improve a current relationship or start a new one with our classic love spells.

…, found her. Her name is Tracy and she works at the deli counter at a grocery store across from work…, I’ve seen her a couple of times but never had any words with her. She looks to be my age, dark skinned, is slim although a little flat chested (don’t think guys always need big breasts either, one of my ex’s was an a-cup and one of the most sexy women I’ve ever met!), and doesn’t have a ring on.

So, she peddling some slip pea soup in the front yesterday and I walk up to her to get my sample…, I say “How can you sell split pea soup that is orange?”…, it wasn’t really orange maybe an orange-brown…, but split pea should be green. After explaining this I suggest she check the package because she might be selling potato soup or something while inadvertently calling it pea, at which point I can scream bait-and-switch and report her to the BBB.

She runs to the back and produces the package which of course is some high-end soup, hence the “European” color. Anyway…, I tell her she’s off the hook with the BBB but not with me…, I found out that she has a boyfriend of 5 years but it’s on the rocks…, she has 2 boys age 9 and 6, and that she is of Brazilian ancestry…, and get this…, she’s never been with a white guy…, hahaha.., I don’t know why she said that…, I certainly didn’t ask about it and steered way clear of any topic of sex.

So anyway she’s the receptee of the Love Spell and I am assured by the generators of the spell that it works like magic…, hahaha…, I can hardly wait…, I’ll have it cast next week and we’ll see what happens.

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