I'm so much cooler online

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I'm so much cooler online
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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 8:23pm

Hello people! I thought I'd pop in and talk about this song I've been hearing lately: Brad Paisley's "I'm So Much Cooler Online." It makes me crack up, thinking about how when I was doing online dating, how many guys are actually like in this song. :)

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac

In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online



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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 11:25pm
Stacey, is that REALLY your picture? ;)
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Registered: 07-21-2004
Thu, 08-23-2007 - 12:04am

Yep.

Edited to add: Oh, DUH! I just "got" it. Very funny! LOL :p




Edited 8/23/2007 12:05 am ET by countrygrlupnorth

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Thu, 08-23-2007 - 7:20am
I heard that song a few weeks ago and thought it was hilarious as well...and SOOOO realistic!!