Divorce humor

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Registered: 05-23-2005
Divorce humor
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Tue, 05-24-2005 - 2:40pm

They need a new line of greeting cards just for divorce...

Front of card would say...
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder..."

and inside it would say: "What the #(*#$($* was I thinking?"

or

Front of card would say: "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...".

Then you open the card and it says: "that you're not here to ruin it for me."

and finally

Front of card would say: "I must admit,you brought religion into my life..."

and the inside would say: "I never believed in hell until I met you!"

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Registered: 02-23-2005
Tue, 05-24-2005 - 5:08pm

That's funny!!!

I have another web site that has tons of jokes. They are catagorized even with Divorce humor. It's www.butlerwebs.com/jokes

Thanks for the funny!
K:)

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 05-24-2005 - 6:06pm
Go for it!! you are funny. I heard they have ones for people who cheat. It was on the news the other night. Actual I thought they already had those. Probably because it seems to be so trendy and like acceptable now.
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sat, 05-28-2005 - 8:38pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!


Karen ~ wildlucky4me

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