Let's start a new award post...

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Registered: 03-05-2006
Let's start a new award post...
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Wed, 04-05-2006 - 6:50pm

Since PG ruined the other one.

BEST HUSBAND AWARD

to you, Mr. W.

I hereby award you the second BEST HUSBAND AWARD (because I can't top the chemo)

in recognition of your 'behavior above and beyond the call of duty'

.....for going to work on your Mustang with the guys the night before we moved to our new house, leaving me to pack up our belongings with a 1 and 4 year old to assist.

.....for being out of town both times I had to take a kid to the emergency room.

......for getting up at 5 AM to 'go to work early' and then driving right past your office to the home of the OW to MOW HER LAWN!

......for STILL being angry that I wouldn't leave a 6 month old breast fed baby at home for two weeks to go to Europe with you on a trip that we couldn't afford anyway.

......for accusing me of deliberately having two girls when I KNEW you wanted a boy.

.....For screaming at me when I told your mom I was NOT going to have any more children

......for telling your mom I needed new make up, a coffee table, a set of sterling silver, a set of dishes, a box for the silver, a set of dining room chairs and numerous other presents I didn't like and didn't want and am still stuck with because we couldn't hurt her feelings by returning any of them.

......for buying me jewelry that is EXACTLY like the jewelry your mother wears.

for this and more ---- we award you Mr. W

the second BEST HUSBAND AWARD

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Wed, 04-05-2006 - 7:35pm

I was logging on here to re-start this thread also!! It appears the other one got sabotaged. Or something.

We award you Mr. F (that stands for our last name, but feel free to insert an expletive) the 3rd BEST HUSBAND Award. (might as well go in descending order..)

Mr. F, Your antics just can't be topped. Or forgotten...Among all the things that you have done to earn this trophy, here are a few of the best!

......moving me and two toddlers to a new town in a new state, then dissappearing for 2 days when I didn't even know how to get to a grocery.

......for blaming the 3 year old for "getting into" the money jar, when really you and your drunk brother took it to go drinking.

....for telling me I have failed you by not supporting your alcholism.

....for watching a Buckeye game on our wedding night while I fell asleep in tears

.....for buying me presents that were not for me, but you, such as tickets to a game. You are so thoughtful.

....for NEVER EVER getting up with the kids even when I was vomiting and had 104 fever from a kidney infection

.....for lying about where you were, and who you were with , and what you were doing ALL the time.

.....for constantly holding it over my head that you make more money..

Oh, Mr. F there are not enough hours in the day to list them all.

Your reward is this...living in a crappy little one room apartment, going home alone every night..no more homemade meals, little voices, or loving arms. Wallow in your self pity and beer and tears. Congratulations!!

HOW IS THAT FOR BITTER, PG???

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Thu, 04-06-2006 - 9:27am

Oh I wanna play!


My award goes to Mr. J (& J is NOT for our last name, its for Jerk) -


...... for getting, & losing, appx 20+ jobs in 7 yrs of marriage


...... for rarely having an income, & calling me LOVELY names when i wouldnt co-sign a boat loan for you b/c "All your FRIENDS had boats too" .... of course, THEY all had JOBS


...... for telling me in a fight one day, 2 months b4 my terminally ill mother died, that "Your mother will be DEAD soon anyway" .... when she was the ONLY one in my family who could even bring herself to be kind to you


..... for passing out on the front lawn drunk, for not coming home many a nite when i was home with a new baby, b/c you were drunk - for not coming home at ALL when i needed to go to work nites - so there was no one to care for the baby


..... for embarassing the hell out of me so many times, for screaming at me in front of 50 people at our dd's 1st bday b/c i forgot to buy ice cream for the cake, for calling me a fat "C-word" when pissed off about my parking crooked, & for all the times you tried to put me down to YOUR level, which i will NEVER be at


..... for saying, during our WEDDING CEREMONY "For richer or richer" .... when you KNEW you were marrying so far above you

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 04-06-2006 - 11:34pm
Hey there... any word back about the letter?... and court date?

Karen ~ wildlucky4me

Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 04-06-2006 - 11:38pm

Hey... hopefully the other post will be back "on board" tomorrow.


Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Thu, 04-06-2006 - 11:40pm

Not a darn thing!


But, STBX's atty was in a murder trial, thats apparently why our was postponed. So ... i saw in Tues paper the case settled. As far as *I* am concerned, now he has time to do OUR trial!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 04-06-2006 - 11:44pm

Dang!


Karen ~ wildlucky4me ~