What's the craziest thing ...

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Registered: 03-19-2003
What's the craziest thing ...
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Tue, 05-16-2006 - 5:26pm

... you've ever done because you were horny?


Years ago, I used to go into bars or all-night cafes and pick up guys and go have sex with them.

 

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Registered: 10-14-2003
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 6:00pm
I have looked at my sonicare toothbrush and thought impure thoughts.


"Infants have their infancy. And adults? Adultery."
-Dr. David P. Barash and Dr. Judith Eve Lipton,
"The Myth of Monogamy"

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Registered: 05-28-2003
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 6:30pm
Not sure, but probably doing it in my office.
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Registered: 12-28-2003
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:20pm

Had oral sex with a female coworker in a bathroom in our office on a floor that was under construction, so there was no one there after hours. That, and driving to a hospital that we knew had private bathrooms on our lunch break for sex. : )

I'm getting horny thinking about it now.... *lol*

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Registered: 09-25-2003
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:27pm
that is so unfair! LOL ok...this comment comes from a discussion I had with my wife once and the premise was this "if a woman is horny and wants to get 'some', all she has to do is go to a bar and get 'some'...it is almost 100% that it will happen and she will not have to sacrifice "too" much on requirements. Guys, its a totally different story...unless he really sets his sights very low, he still has a 10% chance unless he is amazingly hot or very rich." She totally disagreed with me then but then I heard her saying it to some girlfriends one night and I said "ahha!" She blushed and said she secretly agreed with me.
Still...so unfair! LOL
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Registered: 09-25-2003
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:32pm
when I lived in the city, I once took a walk to a nearby corner where I knew there would be street girls. Actually started a conversation with one but then thought about it and realized what I was doing and walked away.
I also have approached women bars and just laid it out flat...mostly received "get the outta here" and some giggling amongst themselves as I walked away. Had two women 'thinking' but one had a gf talk her out of it and another changed her mind on the way out.
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Registered: 05-09-2004
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:43pm
I chatted with someone that lives locally. After about 20 minutes of chatting we decided to meet in a park. We had sex in the car.
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Registered: 05-09-2004
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:47pm

Is it oral sex if you use an "Oral B"?

NG, you had impure thoughts....Did you act upon them?

Last year I tested a Waterpix for the Solo Sex board. I like devices.

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Registered: 05-09-2004
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:48pm

Argy,

You are just a wild and crazy guy! Think harder, there must be either more to the office story or another time that was crazier.

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Registered: 03-17-2006
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 7:52pm

I lived in small town and most the surrounding towns had strips that the kids would cruise to pick up guy/girls. We would drive out to these town and start hitting on the other girls most my friends and I had nice cars so we always got noticed for being new. Most the time we just ended up in fights with the the local guys trying to protect their girls...but that was was a big YEE HAW.

One nite we hooked up with some girls and went back to their house. Me and one girl went out back and were walking between some tall fences and as things got pretty heated...my hat was pulled from my head...there was ostrichs behind the fences and I ended up chasing them down for my hat - damn things were mean!

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Registered: 05-28-2003
Tue, 05-16-2006 - 10:41pm

:)

Of course I'm sorry to disappoint you, Morse, dear, but I think, in terms of potential consequences, the office thing was the most reckless. There for a while, I was just brazen and blatant; I'm pretty sure everyone knew what was going on, and looking back, it really was over the top. At least for my particular environs--if I lived in L.A., I'd probably be sniffed at for my prudishness. Apart from that, most of what I've done probably rates more as just plain stupid than crazy. I have generally tried to take care.

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