You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...

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Registered: 10-16-2005
You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...
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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 1:20am

lol...I was standing in the shower contemplating whether I should bring out the chainsaw to shave my legs when this idea (or game if you will) occured to me.

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when...

I'll start..

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when you need to take a chainsaw to your hairy legs lol

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Registered: 09-16-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:55am

uh, that would be me with the chain saw.



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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 10:50am

You know you haven't gotten any in awhile when you've used up all the batteries in the house, even the ones you stole from the TV remote.


 

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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 12:15pm
You know you haven't had sex in awhile, if you require lubrication, and the bottle has dust on it.........

 

 

 

 

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Registered: 12-16-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 1:21pm
You know you haven't had sex in awhile,
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Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 1:37pm

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when the guy in the produce department asks, "You plannin' to eat those or marry 'em?"

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Registered: 12-20-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 4:17pm
You know you haven`t had sex in a while when you are giving her your best effort and she says,"dont worry honey, its like riding a bike, it will come back to you".......lol
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Registered: 12-16-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 4:44pm
You know you haven't had sex in a while when your underwear has dustbunnies.

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Registered: 03-17-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 4:57pm
You know you haven't had sex in a while when you consider a stiff breeze a blowjob.
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Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 4:58pm
You know you haven't had sex in a while when it takes you a second to remember who was president the last time you did it.
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Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 5:14pm
You know you haven't gotten any in a while when you catch yourself wondering whether Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom would be the better cellmate.

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