What do you call it?

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Registered: 06-23-2006
What do you call it?
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Tue, 09-05-2006 - 6:32pm

Masturbation, to some, is a very tabooish activity. So I thought I would kick it up a notch and ask "Does your vibrator or fleshlight have a name? Or do you prefer "lefty" or "righty" instead? Or how about Mr. Pointer?"


AND if you have a great story to go with the name - even better!

 

 

 

 

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Tue, 09-05-2006 - 6:45pm
I'm a perv. My favourite toy is called "Cookie" after I guy I liked. He was a tall, 6'2" black man who is a body builder, weighing in at 295 in the off season, but about 250 when he is competing. Oh, I loved him, but we were only friends. The hubby bought me a new toy and, with it's black realistic covering and just overall size, he suggested I call it Cookie after my friend. I never told Cookie about it, though.... : )
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Registered: 09-16-2003
Tue, 09-05-2006 - 6:48pm
The Wilrus.


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Registered: 03-09-2006
Tue, 09-05-2006 - 7:44pm

Seriously Lil'M!

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Tue, 09-05-2006 - 8:12pm
That's just not right!! The ....

 

 

 

 

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Tue, 09-05-2006 - 11:54pm
I call one of my dildos Darth after Darth Vader because it's large and it's black :) just how I like em :D...
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Wed, 09-06-2006 - 6:51am
I don't have names for mine, but my best friend calls hers "Gold Member".

 


 


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Registered: 09-16-2003
Wed, 09-06-2006 - 6:58am
great, now I have Gold Finger! stuck in my head!


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Registered: 10-14-2003
Wed, 09-06-2006 - 9:32am

Gold Member.... (ba BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH da... diggi diggi dig)
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch....

You nearly killed me with your initial response, though!!

My vibratey friends are called "our friends"... no need to name them. It seems inhumane to summon them so infrequently and keep them stored away. I couldn't bear to name them. ;-)


"Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error."
-George Bernard Shaw

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 09-06-2006 - 6:38pm

I had one that I called by dh's name because it was almost exactly the same size and shape as him.

 

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Registered: 09-21-2004
Wed, 09-06-2006 - 8:21pm

The code name is BOB.