I think I'd ask for a vagina. Any penis they could give me would be the 2nd best penis I'd ever had, but a new vagina would be the best vagina I'd ever had.
It's very difficult for me to imagine a transplant being more emotionally challenging than going through life without a penis, and it's even harder to imagine going through a transplant and then giving up on it so quickly. But it's utterly unfathomable to me that the doctor in this case would reverse the procedure before its success could be determined and the couple had adequate time--and counseling--to adjust. It certainly doesn't sound like this man and his wife got anything like the support they needed to make a go of it.
As for what I'd want in the way of a replacement (setting aside for the moment the fact that my own is trademarked, with patent pending), I think what I'd do is convene a panel of all the women I know--and who still answer my calls--and ask them to vote on the new one . . . then get one twice that size.
So...if we read into a womans mind (yes I know an impossible task) they would probably say. "I like the the one you had"...you would want your new penis to be twice as big as your current penis? J/K...don't get Newbie after me!
Well, see, LL, I'd be asking women who already know me--and who, therefore, would probably like to see me sporting something like a bent twig. So I'd have to compensate for that (and no "What else are you compensating for?" cracks, ladies, thank you very much). And, of course, I'm really just poking fun at myself by proposing to do the kind of thing a guy would be expected to do.
You really don't need to worry about Newbie--she wouldn't hurt a fly.
(Huh? What bruises? Oh . . . I fell down the stairs. Really. Oh, no, she'd never do that.)
I won't read the article (because then I'd just stagger off to bed and never answer because it's late and I have the attention span of a ground squirrel).
I'd probably just agree with whatever my husband wanted to do.
Maybe I should go get him hard and make a plaster mold of his erect penis just in case of emergency... if his penis were lost in some wretched accident, I'd SO miss it. It's absolutely perfect for me. Even if he wanted and got a successful transplant, it wouldn't be the same (DUH).
"Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error."
-George Bernard Shaw
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It's very difficult for me to imagine a transplant being more emotionally challenging than going through life without a penis, and it's even harder to imagine going through a transplant and then giving up on it so quickly. But it's utterly unfathomable to me that the doctor in this case would reverse the procedure before its success could be determined and the couple had adequate time--and counseling--to adjust. It certainly doesn't sound like this man and his wife got anything like the support they needed to make a go of it.
As for what I'd want in the way of a replacement (setting aside for the moment the fact that my own is trademarked, with patent pending), I think what I'd do is convene a panel of all the women I know--and who still answer my calls--and ask them to vote on the new one . . . then get one twice that size.
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Well, see, LL, I'd be asking women who already know me--and who, therefore, would probably like to see me sporting something like a bent twig. So I'd have to compensate for that (and no "What else are you compensating for?" cracks, ladies, thank you very much). And, of course, I'm really just poking fun at myself by proposing to do the kind of thing a guy would be expected to do.
You really don't need to worry about Newbie--she wouldn't hurt a fly.
(Huh? What bruises? Oh . . . I fell down the stairs. Really. Oh, no, she'd never do that.)
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You really don't need to worry about Newbie--she wouldn't hurt a fly.
(Huh? What bruises? Oh . . . I fell down the stairs. Really. Oh, no, she'd never do that.)
(help me)
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Interesting!!!
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I won't read the article (because then I'd just stagger off to bed and never answer because it's late and I have the attention span of a ground squirrel).
I'd probably just agree with whatever my husband wanted to do.
Maybe I should go get him hard and make a plaster mold of his erect penis just in case of emergency... if his penis were lost in some wretched accident, I'd SO miss it. It's absolutely perfect for me. Even if he wanted and got a successful transplant, it wouldn't be the same (DUH).
"Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error."
-George Bernard Shaw
I like your thinking on the mold idea ;-).
Hey, martini, long time no see.
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