I'm bored, and cold, and .....

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Registered: 06-23-2006
I'm bored, and cold, and .....
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Thu, 09-21-2006 - 11:55am

WTH are you people? Snuggled up in blankets? I'm literally using my candle on my desk at the moment to warm my hands and fingers so I can type this!!!


So come out, come out where ever you people are and make me laugh so I can warm up!!!! PLEASE!!! PRETTY, PRETTY PLEASE???

 

 

 

 

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Registered: 03-17-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 12:05pm

I'm here wondering the same thing!

Sorry to hear it's so cold already up north...we have 2-3 months before that hits here.

It's was a long night for me DD broke her hand and was at the ER until around 2am. Funny I always figured DS would be the one with a broken bone first.

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Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 12:40pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
who soaked his sore bits in a bucket.
When one day it froze, to his wife he said, "Rose,
I bet it will thaw if you . . . hold a candle up to it."

Hope this helps.

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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 1:04pm
Sorry to hear about your DD's hand! That's awful! My DD broke her arm last year at the age of 3, which wasn't a surprise to any of us!LOL

 

 

 

 

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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 1:07pm

OMG!! That worked wonders for me! I'm so warm, and toasty, and..............okay it really didn't. It was the coffee I just bought. BUT thanks for trying!!!


 

 

 

 

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Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 1:15pm
Oh, beans!
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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 1:26pm
The magical fruit?

 

 

 

 

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Registered: 03-17-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 3:43pm

How about this:

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 3:52pm

OMG - that reminds of what happened the other night! My DS and I were reading this book about sharks and it showed a picture of a shark having a baby. My DS points to the pic and says, "What's that?" I said, "The mommy shark is having her baby shark." My DS says, "Where's the baby shark coming out of?" I'm sitting there with this look on my face, trying to think of what to say and he turns the page!!!! I was like.......phew.....but next time I better be prepared for him not to turn the page!!!


 

 

 

 

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Registered: 03-09-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 3:53pm

Howdy Newbs!

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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 09-21-2006 - 3:59pm

Hey babe!!! YAY you're here! WOO HOO!


I'm warming up but we are getting those storms tonight! UGH! It's just gonna make it that much colder here! BUT DH said the premiere of Boston Legal was on the other night and we have it taped so I guess we'll snuggle up and watch it tonight!

 

 

 

 

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