Valentine's Joke

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Registered: 11-04-2003
Valentine's Joke
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Thu, 02-04-2010 - 6:06pm

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. The man replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer".

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Fri, 02-05-2010 - 8:49am

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

I have to send this to a friend of mine. Too bad I don't know any divorce lawyers ;-)














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Registered: 03-29-2003
Fri, 02-05-2010 - 11:08am
Too cute,
Thanks for the morning giggle :)
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Registered: 11-04-2003
Sun, 02-07-2010 - 6:51pm
I loved this, and perfect for a morning giggle!

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Registered: 01-29-2010
Tue, 02-09-2010 - 12:42am
Thats a good one. Need more jokes on here like that.
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Registered: 11-04-2003
Tue, 02-09-2010 - 5:18am
I am glad you liked it. Will post any good jokes that come my way!

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