Random Thoughts

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Random Thoughts
Wed, 02-10-2010 - 6:47am

Random Thoughts of the Day:

1) Nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3) There is a great need for sarcasm font.

4) How the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5) I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

6) MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9) Bad decisions make good stories

10) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

11) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? ), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

13) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

14) As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

15) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

16) I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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Registered: 11-04-2003
Wed, 02-10-2010 - 12:22pm
Poppy some of these are very funny and some are freakishly mine!



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Registered: 08-29-2004
Wed, 02-10-2010 - 4:58pm
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Registered: 03-29-2003
Wed, 02-10-2010 - 6:33pm
Those are great Poppy,
Thanks for the smile :)

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 02-11-2010 - 11:18pm

I know I know... It's as though someone had read my thoughts LOL!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 02-11-2010 - 11:22pm

The phone one was the one that I am always grumbling about LOL.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 02-11-2010 - 11:23pm

You are welcome, Hugs.