Anybody got recipes for just desserts?

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Anybody got recipes for just desserts?
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Fri, 06-08-2007 - 8:32pm

I was thinking today that we need a recipe for a Hilton dessert.

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Registered: 05-01-2007
Fri, 06-08-2007 - 9:52pm

ROFLMAO! Serve it with a side of bologna on squishy white bread.

Deanna

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Fri, 06-08-2007 - 11:13pm

YEP!

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Registered: 03-22-2000
Sun, 06-10-2007 - 12:47pm
A little Tongue-in-cheek

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Mon, 06-11-2007 - 7:55pm

Even though all of her eggs were in one basket, she tried to waffle her options.

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Registered: 12-16-2004
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 5:28am

I actually have

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 9:12pm

EWW, me either, Hanna!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 9:25pm

Wish I was that clever!!! LOL, these are priceless........absolutely delicious


editing.........ooops forgot the hat and it takes me 30 minutes to post!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 06-12-2007 - 9:47pm

I LOVE your hat...wear it anytime!

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Registered: 07-02-2003
Wed, 06-13-2007 - 2:12am

I LOVE grape kool-aid! But Strawberry is my favorite.

Not going to comment on the rest of the sentence.. *peers quizzically at Karen*



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Registered: 07-02-2003
Wed, 06-13-2007 - 2:38am

I've loved this ever since I heard it about 17 years ago. It's not really a dessert, but I love the play on words.

Wet Dream
by Kip Addotta

It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

To hear a bit of the "song" click the link
http://www.kipaddotta.com/sounds/comedian/wet-dream.wma



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