Ya know that saying...

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Ya know that saying...
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Sun, 08-10-2003 - 8:47am
I got these in an email today and just thought they were good for a laugh.w

Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up

speed.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any

film.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If the shoe fits......buy a pair in every color.

Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist

change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks

before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake

when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me...you can't live long

enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!

Jo, Community Leader for
Childfree by Choice on Health http://

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Mon, 08-11-2003 - 9:19am
Thanks for the laugh, Jo... I especially like the one about some days being a total waste of make-up and the bills traveling faster than the checks. LOL

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