TG FUNNY!

I had not been able to do some of my emails and came across this early on in the morning. I was laughing so hard after reading it I had tears! Normally I pass this section of the email up cuz it tends to be lame sometimes but this was worth the read!

From The Chef at World Wide Recipes Wed Nov 26

ODE TO THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY

The turkey shot out of the oven,

And rocketed into the air.

It knocked every plate off the table,

And partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner,

And burst with a deafening boom.

Then splattered all over the kitchen,

Completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows.

It totally coated the floor.

There was turkey attached to the ceiling,

Where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance.

It smeared every saucer and bowl.

There wasn't a way I could stop it.

That turkey was out of control!

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,

And thought with chagrin as I mopped,

That I'd never again stuff a turkey

With popcorn that hadn't been popped.