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| Mon, 03-12-2012 - 10:07pm |
You find yourself eating an entire tomato for dinner, with your hands, while standing at the kitchen counter waiting for your French fries to be done...at 9pm because that's when you just got home.
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...When you are incredulous to hear someone complain that they can't take a vacation to somewhere they really want to go because their partner has to work....
You don't shave your legs in winter (for those who are COMPLETELY single lol).
...you've been a member on a message board called "The Single Life" since the early 2000's, and the majority of the threads you start are along the lines of:
...ROFL!
You bargain with yourself that if you clean the bathroom today, you don't have to mop the kitchen floor until next week.
The microwave is your favortie kitchen appliance.
You only put the "old" sheets on the bed since it has been a long time for a "sleeping" partner.
Okay...that one hits home!
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Or you sleep curled up in a ball on the edge because it's the only way to keep warm.
That's exactly how I sleep, Shy!
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