I buy yarn because..........

I TRY to buy only when I have a specific project, but I haven't done too well. I bought some yarn for potentially teaching (Some of it became Cthulu, some became the ugly sea bands). I bought the camel-yarn because it helped poor people in Asia. (Some became mittens). I bought the fuscia bamboo because it was on sale (but it doesn't seem good for anything). Some of the other no-project stuff was inherited -- that's not my fault.