When I Become Dictator of the World...

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Registered: 10-12-2010
When I Become Dictator of the World...
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Thu, 06-02-2005 - 9:05am

1. People who don't use turn signals will be lined up and shot. LOL

2. Men will not be allowed to wear shoes that sound like women's shoes as they walk down the hall. (We have a middle-aged guy here at work who wears Italian loafers. :( They sound like high heels.

3. Polyester & acrylic will be outlawed.

What will change when you become dictator?

Katz

 

 Katz

 

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 06-02-2005 - 9:49am

What will change when you become dictator?


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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-27-2005
Thu, 06-02-2005 - 9:58am

When I become dictator of the world:

1. America will have three day weekends.

2. Chocolate will have no calories.

3. Alcohol will not produce hangovers.

4. Cute kittens will stay cute...not become lazy, fat cats that refuse to get off my robe in the mornings.

5. Children would all be given the hugs and kisses they need to grow into well adjusted adults. (Sorry...my job speaking out loud.)

6. All individuals would be given the opportunities they need to make the most of their talents and the encouragement to challenge themselves.

7. All clothing would have the same size scale...a size 7 would be a size 7!

Am I asking for too much?

G.

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-12-2010
Thu, 06-02-2005 - 10:16am
George for Dictator! Yea!!
Katz

 

 Katz

 

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-12-2010
Thu, 06-02-2005 - 10:19am
Guess that means we can't shoot the people who don't use turn signals, huh? ;-) Well, hopefully, after I shoot a few of 'em, there won't be any more.
Katz

 

 Katz

 

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-08-2005
Thu, 06-02-2005 - 10:27am

when i become dictator of the world...

1.sweets will be just that. non callorie, non fat. it will all taste like the real stuff.

2.we will not wear makeup.men will

3.we will not have to shave our legs.men will

4.men will have to wear shirts when it is hot out. woman wont. nobody will stare. it will be the norm. let the men suffer in the heat.

5. men will have the babys and we can come and go as we wish.

6.woman will be able to pee anywhere.men will have too look for trees or bathrooms.

glenda

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-27-2005
Thu, 06-02-2005 - 10:28am
LOL......I vote for Glenda!