Flirtatious old gal.

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Flirtatious old gal.
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Tue, 03-21-2006 - 12:29am

Flirtatious Old Gal
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Dear Sue,

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a flirtatious old gal.

I am seeing five gentlemen every day.........

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!

Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love, Your Old Friend

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or in the garage, I ask myself..... "Now, What am I here after

Von.

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Tue, 03-21-2006 - 12:33am

Hi Von, you are up late aren't you?


that was very very funny.... sad but true and very funny, thank you for sharing......

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Tue, 03-21-2006 - 12:36am

It's only 10-30pm here Suzan,DH just put a movie on and i thought id check my emails before bed.

Take care.
Von.

Von.

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Registered: 09-01-2003
Tue, 03-21-2006 - 7:22am
lol...that was a good one..lol
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 03-21-2006 - 9:03am
LOL Von,
Now that was great!
Glad you shared :)
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Registered: 09-30-2005
Tue, 03-21-2006 - 12:41pm

Take a Tom & Jerry and I'll see you in the morning!!

Ha

Hugs