Jesus.

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Jesus.
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Thu, 04-20-2006 - 12:34pm

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN

Von.

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In reply to: gal_vony2
Thu, 04-20-2006 - 1:18pm
Now that's great Von,
Thanks for the chuckle :)
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In reply to: gal_vony2
Thu, 04-20-2006 - 2:40pm
Von, That was a good one & has alot of truths to it !!! lol Gatta love it !
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In reply to: gal_vony2
Thu, 04-20-2006 - 2:57pm
I liked that!

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In reply to: gal_vony2
Thu, 04-20-2006 - 3:43pm
That's cute, will
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In reply to: gal_vony2
Thu, 04-20-2006 - 8:02pm
thanks for the chuckle :O)