Joke

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Joke
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Sun, 05-14-2006 - 6:04pm

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 05-14-2006 - 8:30pm
Now that was great Von,
Yes it made me smile & sing along, LOL
Thanks for the laugh :)

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In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 05-14-2006 - 8:41pm

Hey Von, That was a good one & yes I was singing along-- were you too-when you first read it ??? I bet you were !

Thanks for the chuckle, a perfect ending to a perfect day for me !! Even tho it has been pouring out! Our Govenor has declared the state of Massachusetts a state of emergency- because of the massive amount of rain we have had. The rivers are all overflowing flooding towns, damns are ready to burst, one is near my Preg DD house- yikes! The forcast calls for rain for the next 6 days-- it has been raining for the past 7 days !!! ugh!

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