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| Thu, 08-03-2006 - 12:18pm |
MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!!!
> AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY
>WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE
>DOES.
>
> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED
>TO
>WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
>TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
> FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES
>IN
>LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO
>DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE
>AND
>TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
>
> SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT
>YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
>TERRORISTS
>AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!!
> AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY
>WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE
>DOES.
>
> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED
>TO
>WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
>TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
> FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES
>IN
>LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO
>DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE
>AND
>TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
>
> SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT
>YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
>TERRORISTS
>AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!!!

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Um .. doubt I could do that ::blush::
Thanks for the chuckle :)